wheres my goddamn reality tv show damnit

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last night at about four a.m. this old drunk lady came out of nowhere and walked up to me and khalilah, who were outside of a bar having a beer. she was dressed in semiformal attire and holding an American Idol videogame microphone. she proceeded to shout at us about how she looked 33 but was really 43 and then started singing "WOOAHOH BLACK

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[thislittleboy]

i'd watch that show.