Lot Lizard Liberation

[likeomigod]

A panda and a koala walk into a restaurant, and the panda orders some food. When he's finished eating, he shoots the waiter and leaves. The koala said "Why did you do that?" The panda replied, "It's what us pandas do. Look it up in the dictionary." So the koala looked up panda in the dictionary, and it said 'Eats shoots and leaves

Comments

[imfuckingasian]

i tried to use a high powered lense for my camera to see mars adn take pictures of hte ice caps, but it didn't work, i needed a telelense or something for my camera, it made me sad.
haha, i had to tell that joke as part of an audition for a play last year...
i think it is great.

[casiorock]

ok, so i just woke up from a dream where i told my g/f that joke except it involved a penis somehow and my g/f looked at me in horror and puked.

it's way too early to be up on my day off!

[likeomigod]

haha i had no idea that joke was so popular. the joke is good, but penises aren't.

[in_thecity]

you're an ugly cunt.
and you need to leave amanda alone.
as if she cares if your dykey ass likes her or not.

[likeomigod]

haha i haven't talked to amanda in a long time.
i banned her from my journal so i wouldn't have to.
if she's still talking about it, she's the one with the problem.
later loser.

[leftinjapan]

HA HA HAA
your interest are really funny, and by that I mean really fucking stupid.

[anonymous]

what school do you go to?

[likeomigod]

Science Academy

[anonymous]

did you know ashley claudio?

[likeomigod]

no, i wasn't in high school when she was. but i heard about her.