my secret sex friend she can do a backbend

[likeomigod]

i'm at brion's apartment. alia woke me up when reached austin's city limits and we pinched each other and giggled because we were so excited. the bus took a long time to get into town for dramatic effect. nowww i have a facial mask on

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[leftinjapan]

I'll give yeh a facial!
pfftttpfffttttt <-- >o

[gesgal]

*turns green*

[xfuriousgeorgex]

"all i hear now is BURR BURR YOU SMELL LIKE UNGIONS"

hahah that totally made me laugh so hard hahah it reminds me of somethign popeye would say