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Sep 10, 2009 05:41

...Well crap.

[Deep voice, totally stutter-free.]

Guess they weren't kidding back at the facility when they said I was getting too big to sell.

Dammit, "unaesthetic" doesn't come close.

[Pause. Heavy sigh]

My collar doesn't even fit. This sucks.

[[ooc: North is now about the physical equivalent of 27 or so. He's like 6'7" and built like a Read more... )

unaesthetic, !event, persona grata, i do not approve, !anniversary events, but mommy i don't want to be a tank, wtf is this shit, still just a kid

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wheres_my_puppy September 10 2009, 14:55:53 UTC
Oh yes, woe is you.

NONE of my clothing fits!

[And she'd selected such a wonderful collection, too.]

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likeonacompass September 10 2009, 15:29:36 UTC
Hey, neither does mine! I ripped my shirt while still wearing it.

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wheres_my_puppy September 10 2009, 16:54:03 UTC
Hmph.

Sounds like an improvement to me.

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likeonacompass September 10 2009, 16:57:21 UTC
Uh, thanks, but no.

Pets aren't supposed to be taller than 5'8". I was already huge, this is so much worse.

...Judging by the voice I'm assuming you aged down.

[Sounds slightly amused by this; apparently all the chicks who've been bitches to him since he got here are kids right now, and his petty little heart says that is an amazing and wonderful thing.]

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"Chicks that have been bitches to him," huh? electroniccrane September 10 2009, 17:30:10 UTC
Are you a talking dog, too?

[Motoko is trying really hard to figure this place out. Naturally, it's not working.]

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Yea verily. :] likeonacompass September 10 2009, 17:36:59 UTC
[Laughs a little.]

No, I'm a Pet--part cat, mostly human. Genetically engineered.

Who's this?

[Considering he hasn't spoken to her since their lovely introductory spat, he doesn't have her userID memorized.]

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electroniccrane September 10 2009, 17:39:52 UTC
Wow, there are a lot of you here.

[Meaning "two."]

Hi, I'm Motoko!

[Yay, Motoko hasn't made this many new friends in ages!]

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likeonacompass September 10 2009, 17:41:22 UTC
Moto--

[...]

Motoko? As in--Kusunagi. Motoko.

The Major.

[...]

I take it back, this is awesome.

[Laughs.]

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salsaconjere September 10 2009, 22:42:09 UTC
Why would somebody want to sell you?

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likeonacompass September 10 2009, 23:30:11 UTC
Because I'm a Pet. Pets get sold. It's what we're made for.

[Never mind that he's a runaway and really doesn't like the slavery factor around Pets, the explanation works regardless.]

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salsaconjere September 11 2009, 01:10:32 UTC
..Pet?

[Jeremiah sounds /utterly/ confused. Naiads back home didn't have pets.]

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