Death Four: STRONG HEALTHY BONES

[likescats]

 [Death couldn't help himself. He had a few candies. Like that one that somehow tasted of dairy. ]

REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR MILK EVERYONE.

AFTER ALL YOU WANT TO GET STRONG BONES DON'T YOU.

[You may also find Death on the sidewalk passing out milk. And yes, it's the non poisoned kind.]

Comments

[hop_toit_udonge]

Well, that and other things. Possibly.

[humandeath]

....

TEETH?

[hop_toit_udonge]

... Sure. We'll go with that.

[humandeath]

....

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

[redrose_failure]

Um... What?

[ She looks down at the milk he gave her, then back up at him. ]

Sorry, I can't accept this.

[humandeath]

.....

WHY NOT?

[redrose_failure]

I don't know where it's been. I can't trust it.

[humandeath]

IT WAS IN A STORE.

[humandeath]

WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME MILK YOUNG HUMAN?

[humandeath]

ARE YOU SURE?

[expiatrice]

[She hasn't had any yet, so this ordinary woman on her way home from an errand just blinks as this old man stops her and tries to offer her milk.

Blink.]

...Sir?

[humandeath]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK?

[expiatrice]

You're not distributing those by taking the bottles that the Milkman brings every morning, I would hope?

[humandeath]

NO. THEY COME FROM THE STORE. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

[deaths_heritor]

No. I don't especially. But thanks.

[humandeath]

BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE STRONG BONES GRANDDAUGHTER.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DO NOT WANT SOME MILK?

[deaths_heritor]

Quite.

[Now why hadn't she kept the number of that physican woman she hadn't actually meant for Death to go senile oh bother.]

Are you sure you shouldn't be lying down, Grandfather?

[humandeath]

OF COURSE NOT. I'M MUCH TOO BUSY.