Death Seven: I ALREADY HAVE A JOB YOU KNOW

[likescats]

[Filtered to Slugger]

MIGHT I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?

[Fail!Filtered to Susan/everyone hears this. If you do pick up the phone the voice isn't so much "heard" as it just appears in your head.]

.....I RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM THE TOWN THIS MORNING. APPARENTLY I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A HISTORY TEACHER. 

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[deaths_heritor]

. . .

I had a clever wisecrack to make, but I admit that I can't think of anyone better qualified for the subject.

Perhaps the Death of this universe would do better, though.

[likescats]

CONSIDERING I HAVE NO IDEA AS TO THE HISTORY OF THIS WORLD. I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE.

[deaths_heritor]

Teach them about the Disc. They'll enjoy that much more than this place, I think.

[likescats]

NOW, THAT I DO KNOW ABOUT.

I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THEM WRITE ABOUT ROSES, DO I?

[puzzlerprince]

...a history teacher?

[likescats]

YES. THOUGH I THINK I WILL STICK TO THE HISTORY OF MY OWN WORLD. I ACTUALLY KNOW A GREAT DEAL ABOUT THAT.

[puzzlerprince]

Still, a shame that they put you up to being a teacher in this place. The last time I was here, they stuck me with teaching duty as well. Hopefully, they don't see fit to toss me back in the school as well.

[likescats]

YES. WELL THEY DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A NEED FOR MY OLD POSITION HERE.

[phone]

[likescats]

[If he was an Assassin on the Discworld he might.]

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[likescats]

(Yes. No association with the Roundworld at all I'm afraid.)

THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT. I'M RATHER USED TO THAT REACTION.

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh! That'll be exciting, won't it?

Apparently this town will give you a job you have to do, that your drone self did. If you don't go to you job, they drone you.

[likescats]

I'M QUITE SURE IT WILL BE.

THOUGH I BELIEVE I WILL END UP TEACHING THE HISTORY OF THE DISCWORLD. I HAPPEN TO KNOW IT RATHER BETTER THEN THIS ONE.

[kindlichekaiser]

That sounds interesting, actually. I'd be interested in learning about it, if you wouldn't mind me dropping in some classes?

[likescats]

NOT AT ALL. I DO KNOW A GREAT DEAL ABOUT THE HISTORY OF MY WORLD AFTER ALL.

I WAS THERE FOR MOST OF IT.