Death One: WHY DO I HAVE SKIN?

[likescats]

[At 308 Miller Street a phone has fallen off the hook and it's possible to hear a part of a conversation. Anyone from Discworld might hear a rather .....familiar voice...though it seems a little stranger, more human. Quotation marks and everything. Someone seems to be arguing with a drone child.]

"NO, I AM QUITE CERTAIN I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. WHERE

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[strike_you_out]

[May or may not have been listening to the conversation between this old man and Teatime (depending on if it's allowable.)

"knees"?]

[humandeath]

[Oh it totally is.]

HELLO?

[strike_you_out]

[Caught. Slugger briefly attempts to hide behind silence while fighting the urge to disconnect the call. Which is worse: getting caught eavesdropping on Death's conversation or hanging up on him?]

...

...

He who collects souls?

[humandeath]

YES?

[strike_you_out]

Hi.

[humandeath]

HELLO.

[strike_you_out]

Bye~

[humandeath]

IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO SAY?

[strike_you_out]

Someone else will need to use the phone soon. [he has reason to foresee this]

[humandeath]

....VERY WELL. GOOD BYE.

[You strange person.]

[strike_you_out]

[Only your fake great-grandson can be this rude and polite at the same time.

He'll leave the line for Susan to have when she's feeling up to it.]