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5th footnote [text] the Christmas conspiracy

Dec 10, 2011 14:11

How festive and cheerful you all are about the tidings of Christmas, but each and every one of you are remiss about certain key points regarding the season and the tyrant that orchestrates it. 1 I feel it's only responsible to clear up a few details about this mistaken holiday before you are too carried away by the apparent 'peace on Earth and ( Read more... )

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[Audio] bffpoltergeist December 11 2011, 16:50:08 UTC

[Liz can't say much to this... she's too busy being doubled over with laughter. Have a helpless case of giggles, Barti.]

[Audio] likesfootnotes December 11 2011, 20:26:23 UTC

Finding the plight of a thousand enslaved children amusing? (I know I do. The only thing better would be magicians in chains, but Santa never grants MY wishes.)

[Audio] bffpoltergeist December 11 2011, 21:07:27 UTC

[Liz actually snorts she's laughing so hard.]

God.. oh, god... they're elves. He doesn't, like.. [Breathe, Liz, breathe...] Depraved human being? Oh, God... whew... [Another round of helpless giggles, because now she has the image of shackled elves along an assembly line.]

[Audio] likesfootnotes December 12 2011, 03:57:03 UTC

You're laughing to keep from crying, I see.

[Audio] bffpoltergeist December 14 2011, 22:17:16 UTC

[She's just about dying here, Barti. She snorts every other giggle, wiping the tears from her eyes as she sucks in a sharp breath.]

Oh, yeah... like, totally... that's .. t-totally why. *snert*

[Audio] likesfootnotes December 17 2011, 04:51:40 UTC

You might want to take a few moments to calm, before you turn blue for lack of oxygen.

[Audio] bffpoltergeist December 17 2011, 18:15:13 UTC

[Her giggle is still audible, but she seems to at least be calming herself down from the original giggle fit.]

You think that would, like, better help me take in the horrid enslavement of youths across the world by Santa Claus?

[Audio] likesfootnotes December 18 2011, 05:16:03 UTC

It would certainly save you from a rather unsightly tombstone reading that you died by Santa Claus.

[...that would help his case though. An accomplice in homicide? That's a bad mark no matter who you are.]

[Audio] bffpoltergeist December 18 2011, 16:08:57 UTC

[Oh, Barti, Liz likes you!]

Yeah, but it'd,like, help your argument, right? 'Local youth dies while in defense of the same man now charged as being responsible for her death.'

[Audio] likesfootnotes December 18 2011, 17:37:23 UTC

[Liz, you are quite the spin doctor. Maybe he'll recruit you into his anti-Santa crusade.]

It's rare to hear such an insight out of the mouth of something like a human. Are you sure you're not a djinni?

[A quick cough.]

But, by all means, laugh away that trickle of breath!

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