5th footnote [text] the Christmas conspiracy

[likesfootnotes]

How festive and cheerful you all are about the tidings of Christmas, but each and every one of you are remiss about certain key points regarding the season and the tyrant that orchestrates it. 1 I feel it's only responsible to clear up a few details about this mistaken holiday before you are too carried away by the apparent 'peace on Earth and

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[needsnobottle]

Whatever you say, Rudolph.

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[needsnobottle]

Crass but comedically effective.

The fuck is a afrit? I'd Google it but haha, no Google.

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[likesfootnotes]

You take the ignorance cake for having that little headfriend of yours. An afrit happens to be one of the few things that I would prefer not to tangle with. 5

5 - Preference rarely comes into play with magicians, alas. Past ones have had me tangle with afrits, marids, and even a being or two that surpass all comprehension.

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[needsnobottle]

Just because it knows something doesn't mean that I do. Not unless it wants me to, anyway.

Beyond comprehension, huh?

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[likesfootnotes]

What a rude possessor. Have you ever considered laying down some ground rules? 6

I think you meant 'surpass all comprehension' there. It's quite the finite difference, not that I expect you to grasp the overall concept.

6 - Don't mistake this for me supporting the idea of dual habitation in an unfortunately human body. I could never get behind such a heinous thing, but it never hurts to throw a wrench into what's clearly a depraved design.

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[needsnobottle]

Not sure how I could enforce the rules, which makes laying them down a bit moot.

So what's the difference, wise ass ass.

[Yeah, that's intentional. She was gonna write out something else but decided her first instinct was the correct one.]

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[likesfootnotes]

It's quite simple, really. Whenever he breaks one, think of or do something very annoying. 7

And, really. How can you expect to comprehend something which surpasses comprehension?

7 - There are certain songs that never end which come to mind.

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[needsnobottle]

I think there's a psychological term for that but I can't recall it off the top of my head. But that could work. I could invest in a vuvuzela and whip it out whenever it breaks the rules.

By waiting for an explanation.

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[likesfootnotes]

Have a long time to wait around, do you? You could really put that time to better use, you know.

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[needsnobottle]

Oh trust me, I'm finding uses for my time.