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liketheminotaur

.001 | Voice.

Nov 10, 2010 20:53

[ZUNZ TIME. There's the sound of some fumbling, then a soft spoken, almost meek voice.]

Ah-- Pardon me, I-- er, I don't quite know where I am right now. I've heard a few voices coming from this, so... [There's a slight tapping on the communicator] Hello? Can anybody hear me ( Read more... )

.arrival, .zunz time

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Voice raisedinabox November 11 2010, 03:01:48 UTC

[Have the sympathetic voice of a dude pulling almost the exact same shit as you are :c]

Ah, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you're here without knowing why, then that means that you... I'm afraid you've passed away.

As I understand it, this place is a kind of... a stepping stone to the afterlife, a chance to repair past mistakes, for those who've committed crimes in their lifetime.

If you don't know why you're here, that means that you're here as an inmate. For a second chance.

Voice liketheminotaur November 11 2010, 03:09:23 UTC

[Oh my :c]

Passed away? [He seems to brush that off with a nervous chuckle.] No, that's impossible. You see, well, I'm an atheist. [So, OBVS, no afterlife.]

Voice - SMALL THREADJACK creatingalegacy November 11 2010, 03:11:42 UTC

Join the club.

Voice raisedinabox November 11 2010, 03:15:30 UTC

I don't get the impression that it matters as much as we've been led to believe. I mean, just within my experience, you understand, this is a little out of the realms of what's discussed in church. [IT'S WEIRD FOR ALL OF US, ZUNZ]

1/2 - HELLO EXACT VOICE OF WEST. Brb, checking that he's not got amnesia. my_freeze_ray November 11 2010, 03:07:02 UTC

2/2 - NOPE, WE COOL. my_freeze_ray November 11 2010, 03:07:50 UTC

As far as I've seen there isn't exactly any sea to speak of here, so you should be okay on that front.

OH PHEW. liketheminotaur November 11 2010, 03:09:57 UTC

But we're on a ship.

I KNOW YOU WERE WORRIED. my_freeze_ray November 11 2010, 03:17:05 UTC

Yeah, it's kind of a weird ship. That flies through time and space and across dimensions.

Private-She knows it's soooo unlikely, but voice. no_nanomites November 11 2010, 03:38:59 UTC

McCullen?

victimofnoone November 12 2010, 07:05:29 UTC

Ruling out a flood, I'm going to assume you're not the Major, James, or that guy with the beard, so.. Welcome to the Barge. If you don't know why you're here, that means you're probably an inmate. Which, Jimmy there already told you, means you're probably dead.

You'll be assigned a warden whenever the Admiral gets around to it, which could be a few days or a few months. For your sake, hope it's the latter. It's good to make friends with some of the wardens, though, so you can actually request stuff?

Anyway. Beware of floods and ports. They're both traumatizing and generally suck. Also, you can't really die here.. you just come back with this like, horrible flu and some phantom pains or whatever. But it still sucks, so I wouldn't recommend it.

Don't go killing other people or you'll get thrown in Level 0, which is basically like.. a brig or something. It's usually pretty boring and uncomfortable, plus it gives you a really bad reputation right away.

And uh, good luck.