Just another way to avoid reading bionanotech articles
So I complained about the lack of time-machines which allow observation and comparisons to past selves and decided that I felt like procrastinating some more. The following is just a list of the first sentences of my ten most recent LJ entries and a list of the first sentences of my ten earliest LJ entries.
1. Recent attempts at classifying myself have left me utterly confused.
2. So after the ear infection, the face rash/hives, the ear puss and blood and swelling, the allergies to the antibiotics, the skin flaking, the ear de-swelling, and the severe sunburn, my face has now swollen beyond cutesy chipmunk and progressed into hide the children from the monster.
3. Now that you're legal, I may have my way with you.
4. I think I am in love with Boston; orch trip and MIT's CPW associates two amazing weekends to one amazing city.
5. First meet of the Outdoor Track season officially began for me with Legard Relays at the oh-so-glorious hour of 7:30 AM and at the oh-so-delightful temperature of 30 degrees Celsius.
6. Being Coach Bagden's track guinea pigs: -10
7. Okay, so, daizyglow, this started out as commenting back to you, but it grew inexplicably, very much like zits.
8. I get so sick thinking about the next four years of my future.
9. What makes your day good?
10. School, I demand that this silliness end immediately.
1. summers over...school's started.... another chapter gone in mai life.
2. hey hey everyone...i'm bak.
3. Hey every1...so i kno i haven't been keepin up...but oh well...i'll write it later cuz Claud wants ta use da comp.
4. heyhey, so like, i haven't been on the internet for a while. I dun really feel like getting on a lot.
5. ok...so jane's at mai house rite now.
6. ok... so i'm like not sure when i left off last nite cuz mai dad was starting to get really mad at me cuz we had to go to claud's house.
7. Dude..so like, whatsup ppl?
8. So like, its tuesday right??
9. ok, so like...nm has been happening.
10. ok....after being logged off for the SECOND GODDAMN TIME!!!!
Note the excessive use of ellipses, hey, ok, and like.
Conclusions drawn: I would hate me if I met 8th-grade-me, my writing skills have improved, capitalized words look dumb, I am hungry.
1. Recent attempts at classifying myself have left me utterly confused.
2. So after the ear infection, the face rash/hives, the ear puss and blood and swelling, the allergies to the antibiotics, the skin flaking, the ear de-swelling, and the severe sunburn, my face has now swollen beyond cutesy chipmunk and progressed into hide the children from the monster.
3. Now that you're legal, I may have my way with you.
4. I think I am in love with Boston; orch trip and MIT's CPW associates two amazing weekends to one amazing city.
5. First meet of the Outdoor Track season officially began for me with Legard Relays at the oh-so-glorious hour of 7:30 AM and at the oh-so-delightful temperature of 30 degrees Celsius.
6. Being Coach Bagden's track guinea pigs: -10
7. Okay, so, daizyglow, this started out as commenting back to you, but it grew inexplicably, very much like zits.
8. I get so sick thinking about the next four years of my future.
9. What makes your day good?
10. School, I demand that this silliness end immediately.
1. summers over...school's started.... another chapter gone in mai life.
2. hey hey everyone...i'm bak.
3. Hey every1...so i kno i haven't been keepin up...but oh well...i'll write it later cuz Claud wants ta use da comp.
4. heyhey, so like, i haven't been on the internet for a while. I dun really feel like getting on a lot.
5. ok...so jane's at mai house rite now.
6. ok... so i'm like not sure when i left off last nite cuz mai dad was starting to get really mad at me cuz we had to go to claud's house.
7. Dude..so like, whatsup ppl?
8. So like, its tuesday right??
9. ok, so like...nm has been happening.
10. ok....after being logged off for the SECOND GODDAMN TIME!!!!
Note the excessive use of ellipses, hey, ok, and like.
Conclusions drawn: I would hate me if I met 8th-grade-me, my writing skills have improved, capitalized words look dumb, I am hungry.