carnivore deluxe

[likewhoaaa]

last night i got super shitfaced for the first time all summer. the serbians downstairs had a huge 21st birthday party for the youngest of the 5 or 6 serbians who live below us. their parents were out of town so they had all their serbian friends over. we were the only non serbians there. all the guys were hitting on nara (my asain roommate) and

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[badusername]

I think the whole rule about no substance stories pales in comparison to the importance of conveying the serbian amazingness bit.

[sayrajaner]

yeah i would normally agree about all the substance stories, but i actually read the whole story, which i guess if you go by my standards, which most people actually dont, then it was in fact a pretty amazing story. or something. anyways, keep on arockin.

[callmechamp]

i realized that i forgot your email address, so heres yonder's:

7254 Madrona Drive
Bainbridge Island, WA 98110

did i tell you that im going to bumbershoot?

-your cousin

[brailleporn]

tell me about the fungus, ive done something similar to that

Could you out-drink a Tasmanian devil?

[acidicvoice]