whoops this is two comments long >>likewinningApril 16 2015, 03:31:11 UTC
Who tops? Usually Steve, although neither of them are opposed to Jason topping sometimes.
Who cooks? They switch off. Jason's probably a better cook - he learned from looking after himself, and living with Alfred - but Steve doesn't mind pitching in now and again.
Who's a morning person and who's not? Neither of them really, although Steve's better with them. Jason's more likely to still be awake when Steve gets up, and neither of them gets much sleep at all.
Who likes to cuddle after sex? They're not very cuddly people. Steve might stay in bed for a little bit after, but Jason's usually up, getting a snack or showering or doing some kind of work.
How do they sleep? Neither of them are very good at actually going to sleep - Jason has nightmares, and Steve was asleep for seventy years. Usually if they do sleep together, it's by falling asleep on the couch watching something stupid on TV.
Who’s been with the most people? Jaaaaaaaason, obvs, bless his bicycle heart.
Which one's the kinkiest?Jason has the most experience, but Steve
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Who said I love you first? Steve. Jason's crazy about him, but he's not sure he'd ever say the words, or want anyone to say them to him.
Who gets jealous the most? Great god almighty, Jason. Steve hanging out with anyone else besides maybe Bucky puts him immediately on edge. Steve can get his jealous on, too, though - he's seen what everyone in Jason's "family" looks like.
What’s a song that I think suits the ship? Conversation 16 by the National: I'll try to be more romantic. I wanna believe in everything you believe. I was less than amazing. Do not know what all the troubles are for. Fall asleep in your branches. You're the only thing I ever want anymore.
Who tops? Harley, for sure. She’s all about woman on top. ;)
Who cooks? Oh god. Neither of them are allowed anywhere near the kitchen after the last three fires. Harley leaves trails of Cheerios everywhere, and Bruce can fuck up toast.
Who's a morning person and who's not? Harley! She wakes up hyper and ready to go, equipped with horrific wake-up alarms and everything.
Who likes to cuddle after sex? Harley likes to cuddle any time. Bruce pretends it annoys him, like when she wants to cuddle in front of the Batcomputer or the kids, but when they’re alone together he’s snuggly as a teddy bear.
How do they sleep? It takes Harley forever to settle down for the night, and she usually wants to talk, so she usually falls asleep mid-chatter. Bruce starts snoring the second she’s out.
Who’s been with the most people? Hm, they’re both on equal footing here.
Which one's the kinkiest? Definitely Harley.
Who's the big spoon/little spoon? Harley!
Who is more ticklish? Bruce, which Harley found out sort of by accident one time, and
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Who always leaves the empty cereal box in the pantry? Harley, poor Alfred. >>
Who hates pants and walks around in their underwear as much as they can? Again, Harley. Alfred considers himself lucky if Miss Quinn remembers to even put on underwear.
Which one gets random bouts of stress and depression and withdraws into themself and which one brings them blankets and spends all day with them in bed marathoning netflix with them? Oh, definitely Bruce. Harley tends to annoy help him out of it with cuddles and loud singing and attempts at baking things.
How do they resolve a fight? WITH VOLUME. Bruce rarely gets actually angry with her, but Harley will shout and storm off until Bruce gives in and gives her her way - even if it means inviting Ivy over for dinner. >>
Which one is better with kids? Harley thinks she is, but she actually doesn’t have a whole lot of patience for them. Bruce is mostly just baffled by children.
Who steals the other's clothes all the time? Haaarley. If she does put on a shirt to wander around the house, it’
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Oh, man. The thought of Bruce being ticklish is fantastic. As is the thought of both of thm being jealous! I can totally see that, and I can also totally see the two of them being cool with it...
Who tops? Pls, Bruce. I’m usually very “I can go either way” with ships, but this one I’m pretty set on. I just can’t imagine Jason topping, or really even wanting to when it comes to Bruce? IDK.
Who cooks? Jaaaaaason, bless his little heart. Bruce is fucking HOPELESS and has been banished from the kitchen by Jason and Alfred indefinitely. Jason is the only kid, besides maybe Barbara, who Alfred trusts anywhere near his kitchen.
Who's a morning person and who's not? Pls, creatures of the night these two. It’s not that Jason’s not a morning person so much as he just doesn’t sleep very much at all.
Who likes to cuddle after sex? Ugh, Bruce. Which Jason pretends to find suffocating but really he just doesn’t want to do it because it brings up too many FEELINGS. Pre-death Jason, though? Totally a cuddler.
How do they sleep? Not very well. They’re both prone to nightmares, in Jason’s case of the thrashing, violent kind.
Who’s been with the most people? Ooh. Tough one, and totally timeline-dependent. My heart says Jason but my head
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RE: FUCK 1/2likewinningApril 16 2015, 16:31:33 UTC
Who gets jealous the most? CHRIST. Jason shows it the most, but Bruce’s jealousy over Jason’s new friends, his new life, eats him the fuck up. Bruce wants Jason to be happy, knows it’s healthy, but he still hits scumbags a little harder than he needs to whenever Jason’s off with Roy or Kori or Tim.
What’s a song that I think suits the ship? SO MANY DUDE UGH. But, Patty Griffin - Rain: Now I don't wanna beg you baby for something maybe you could never give. I'm not looking for the rest of your life, I just want another chance to live. *gross sobs*
I just can’t imagine Jason topping, or really even wanting to when it comes to Bruce? IDK No yes I totally 100% agree. Like normally I'm totally good with switching but I've read one or two things where Jason tops and it does absolutely nothing for me. That said, I think if Bruce were to let someone fuck him, Jason would probably be the only one he'd let do it.
Pre-death Jason, though? Totally a cuddler. Ugggh I want eleventy million fics about this.
Mmm kinky Bruce. And he'd totally be weird about it and Jason would have to pin him down and tease him and make him tell him all the dirty things he wants to do to him.
All the Batkids share his auto correct and voice-to-text-fails. OH MY GOD THAT IS SO PERFECT I WANT A TUMBLR DEVOTED TO THIS.
Jason makes up terrible songs and tries to convince Bruce they’re real ones because WHAT DOES HE KNOW. LOL THAT'S YOU, RACHEL.
Christ, these two? They’re so attuned to each other’s moods that if one of them is stressed and depressed, the other is, too. Oh man I feel like crying that's so
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Usually Steve, although neither of them are opposed to Jason topping sometimes.
Who cooks?
They switch off. Jason's probably a better cook - he learned from looking after himself, and living with Alfred - but Steve doesn't mind pitching in now and again.
Who's a morning person and who's not?
Neither of them really, although Steve's better with them. Jason's more likely to still be awake when Steve gets up, and neither of them gets much sleep at all.
Who likes to cuddle after sex?
They're not very cuddly people. Steve might stay in bed for a little bit after, but Jason's usually up, getting a snack or showering or doing some kind of work.
How do they sleep?
Neither of them are very good at actually going to sleep - Jason has nightmares, and Steve was asleep for seventy years. Usually if they do sleep together, it's by falling asleep on the couch watching something stupid on TV.
Who’s been with the most people?
Jaaaaaaaason, obvs, bless his bicycle heart.
Which one's the kinkiest?Jason has the most experience, but Steve ( ... )
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Who said I love you first?
Steve. Jason's crazy about him, but he's not sure he'd ever say the words, or want anyone to say them to him.
Who gets jealous the most?
Great god almighty, Jason. Steve hanging out with anyone else besides maybe Bucky puts him immediately on edge. Steve can get his jealous on, too, though - he's seen what everyone in Jason's "family" looks like.
What’s a song that I think suits the ship?
Conversation 16 by the National: I'll try to be more romantic. I wanna believe in everything you believe. I was less than amazing. Do not know what all the troubles are for. Fall asleep in your branches. You're the only thing I ever want anymore.
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Jason is clearly the little spoon, I agree
And on the I love you
LOLOL on the jealousy - totally :)
and now I want to see:
Steve yelling at his phone
Steve being forced to baby-sit and being surprised when Jason helps and rocks at it
Jason calling Natasha and Sam because he can't get through to Steve
Jason feeling good whenever he puts on one of Steve's shirts
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Who cooks? Oh god. Neither of them are allowed anywhere near the kitchen after the last three fires. Harley leaves trails of Cheerios everywhere, and Bruce can fuck up toast.
Who's a morning person and who's not? Harley! She wakes up hyper and ready to go, equipped with horrific wake-up alarms and everything.
Who likes to cuddle after sex? Harley likes to cuddle any time. Bruce pretends it annoys him, like when she wants to cuddle in front of the Batcomputer or the kids, but when they’re alone together he’s snuggly as a teddy bear.
How do they sleep? It takes Harley forever to settle down for the night, and she usually wants to talk, so she usually falls asleep mid-chatter. Bruce starts snoring the second she’s out.
Who’s been with the most people? Hm, they’re both on equal footing here.
Which one's the kinkiest? Definitely Harley.
Who's the big spoon/little spoon? Harley!
Who is more ticklish? Bruce, which Harley found out sort of by accident one time, and ( ... )
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Who hates pants and walks around in their underwear as much as they can? Again, Harley. Alfred considers himself lucky if Miss Quinn remembers to even put on underwear.
Which one gets random bouts of stress and depression and withdraws into themself and which one brings them blankets and spends all day with them in bed marathoning netflix with them? Oh, definitely Bruce. Harley tends to annoy help him out of it with cuddles and loud singing and attempts at baking things.
How do they resolve a fight? WITH VOLUME. Bruce rarely gets actually angry with her, but Harley will shout and storm off until Bruce gives in and gives her her way - even if it means inviting Ivy over for dinner. >>
Which one is better with kids? Harley thinks she is, but she actually doesn’t have a whole lot of patience for them. Bruce is mostly just baffled by children.
Who steals the other's clothes all the time? Haaarley. If she does put on a shirt to wander around the house, it’ ( ... )
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Thank you! :DD
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Bruce/Jason :DDDD
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Who cooks? Jaaaaaason, bless his little heart. Bruce is fucking HOPELESS and has been banished from the kitchen by Jason and Alfred indefinitely. Jason is the only kid, besides maybe Barbara, who Alfred trusts anywhere near his kitchen.
Who's a morning person and who's not? Pls, creatures of the night these two. It’s not that Jason’s not a morning person so much as he just doesn’t sleep very much at all.
Who likes to cuddle after sex? Ugh, Bruce. Which Jason pretends to find suffocating but really he just doesn’t want to do it because it brings up too many FEELINGS. Pre-death Jason, though? Totally a cuddler.
How do they sleep? Not very well. They’re both prone to nightmares, in Jason’s case of the thrashing, violent kind.
Who’s been with the most people? Ooh. Tough one, and totally timeline-dependent. My heart says Jason but my head ( ... )
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Who gets jealous the most? CHRIST. Jason shows it the most, but Bruce’s jealousy over Jason’s new friends, his new life, eats him the fuck up. Bruce wants Jason to be happy, knows it’s healthy, but he still hits scumbags a little harder than he needs to whenever Jason’s off with Roy or Kori or Tim.
What’s a song that I think suits the ship? SO MANY DUDE UGH. But, Patty Griffin - Rain: Now I don't wanna beg you baby for something maybe you could never give. I'm not looking for the rest of your life, I just want another chance to live. *gross sobs*
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Pre-death Jason, though? Totally a cuddler. Ugggh I want eleventy million fics about this.
Mmm kinky Bruce. And he'd totally be weird about it and Jason would have to pin him down and tease him and make him tell him all the dirty things he wants to do to him.
All the Batkids share his auto correct and voice-to-text-fails. OH MY GOD THAT IS SO PERFECT I WANT A TUMBLR DEVOTED TO THIS.
Jason makes up terrible songs and tries to convince Bruce they’re real ones because WHAT DOES HE KNOW.
LOL THAT'S YOU, RACHEL.
Christ, these two? They’re so attuned to each other’s moods that if one of them is stressed and depressed, the other is, too. Oh man I feel like crying that's so ( ... )
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