this is pretty F*d up right here.

Apr 26, 2005 10:08

you know you're a fucked up mother when you're finally sweeping under, around, and in the bottom of the computer desk when.....

amongst all the rubble you find your kid's umbellical stump. ~*sigh*~ i don't even know what to say you guys.

~m

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rizzo April 26 2005, 08:30:58 UTC
Only you. Ever. That's fucking hilarious.

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hehehhe lil_discourage April 26 2005, 08:59:14 UTC
it's to early to find that shit though.... and yes. only me. wtfbbq?

~m

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maddycat April 26 2005, 08:46:34 UTC
DOOD... grody!

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~*l*~ lil_discourage April 26 2005, 08:59:56 UTC
bada-boom bada-bing it's a fucked up thing. ~*shrugs*~ really i have no defence.

~m

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bitterlies April 26 2005, 09:47:30 UTC
I think knowing you're a fucked-up parent early probably helps the kid a lot. It's the parents that never realize it that are the real problems.

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yeah yeah yeah lil_discourage April 26 2005, 17:21:36 UTC
i try ya know? almost stopped by on Sunday to say hey with the spawn.... but then i realized i was totally tired and that you were probably closed anyways. crap.

~m

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serialglitter April 26 2005, 11:05:10 UTC
If you had enough you could fry 'em up and make kabobs.

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dude... lil_discourage April 26 2005, 17:22:07 UTC
that is so fucking wrong on so many levels. what about fondue?

~m

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cleanplastic April 26 2005, 13:33:27 UTC
you should tell him that story when he turns about nine
hes going to pee his pants laughing.

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heheheh lil_discourage April 26 2005, 17:22:25 UTC
he pees his pants laughing now :)

~m

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