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hey....you! today i wanna go to the mall, i also want to get DRUNK off my ass... fuck yeahs! (this is what happens when i have nothing else to say). oh btw, nail clippers are a gift from God. The End.
<>Part One - Names
1. Your real name: satch, but dont tell anyone
2. What friends call you: erin/ekinz/elo/eekz/e/ekinz jones
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: babyboo
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have: i dont really give a crap...
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of: ariel lmao or like alana.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: mr.turtle
b. goose: quacka
7. What would you name your kids: id name my girl catherine (from wuthering heights) and my son maybe layne cause i like the name layne better than kurt.
8. What would you name a ship you built: big boy
9. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: thats a dumb question, it all depends on what the books about <>
Part Two - Have you ever...
10. Thrown up in public: lmao no but jax has
11. Eaten or drank anything spoiled: yes milk once
12. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about: lmfao all the time, like the bondage one with a big rip by my punani
13. Tripped while checking someone out: uh no
14. Had to pay for something you broke: no lmao i never would
15. Nearly drowned: lmfao didnt keri say that once
16. Passed out: yes, when i was drunk.
17. Had a crush on somebody not single: yes
18. Been stuck in the rain: most likely lmao wen i was walking home once from the library.
19. Been attacked by an animal: LMFAO no.. wtf!! lmao
20. Caught people having sex: ive been in front of people having sex, so i guess thats catching right?
21. Fallen asleep while driving: dont have a lisence baby
22. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex: uhhhh YES, me like punanis
23. Actually slipped on a banana peel: lmfao.
24. Made a wish that came true: nope, my wishes never come true <>
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
25. I once had a dream i was kissing: *thinks* lmfao oh yeah that ugly ass guy from my chemical romance, dont ask why.
26. I'm only racist towards: mexicans
27. I don't even know why I/'m: get outta bed in the morn'
28. I'd give anything to have sex with: synyster gates
29. Nothing sucks more than having to: go to fucking school
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy: ziti pizza and a coke
31. It's hot. I should take off my: detatchable penis
32. It's always more fun if you: are drunk
33. You can't eat steak with: out a fork? steak is nasty anyways.
34. You better shut up before I: make mince meat outta you!!!
35. Just put it on my: head
36. I really like you and everything: but youre an ugly faggot.
37. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a: man
38. Dude: fuck you. <>
Part Four - What would you do if...
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass: scream and yell at him lmfao lmfao.
40. You witness somebody about to steal your car: call the police and chase after them lmao.
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed: fucking scream and shake around the room and like jump out of the window lmao and see if my cats okay :)
42. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes: id beat the fucking shit out of him.
43. A genie lets you have three wishes: id be so fucking happy, id tell you my wishes, but then they wouldnt come true ;)
44. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: id ban forigners from coming into the country, and legalize only me being allowed to kill people.
45. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables: id go and get my cousin kristina cause shes obsessed with her lmao
46. You had a time machine: OMG THAT WOULD BE THE FUCKING BEST. id leave this shithole and move back to the 1800s and marry a really hot farmer man. <>
Part Five - Would you rather...
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids: cancer cause more people die from it, aids patients can lick my balls.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport: teleport sweetie.
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future or the power to record your dreams: see the future, who the hell would care about dreams.
50. Would you rather be really skinny or really fat: really skinny, cause im sick of being fat, its horrible.
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest or stuck in a box: lost in a fucking forest, god. what kinda gay question is that.
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie or a comedy: drama cause its more interesante.
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video: hip hop cause iz a thug.
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day or on February 29th: none, cause my mom would cheat me outta presents if it were on christmas.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer or in Afghanistan: the sewer cause theres nothing worst than living with a bunch of sand niggers ;)
56.Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary: a mental institution cause i can dance.
57. Would you rather snowboard or hang glide: wtf is hang glide... it sounds like youre on heights, so id say snowboard.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate: a fucking pirate biyatch. <>
Part Six - What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage:penis
60. Driver: indian
61. Yoga: chinese man
62. Bakery:lmao retard.
63. Roach: an ugly bug?
64. Mushroom: my dad
65. Sprung: penis
66. Exotic: penis
67. Pythagorean: therom lmfao math. <>
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
69. What is your definition of love: love is a smelly penis
70. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: gay, green, faggot
71. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IHAP
72. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: i see a dresser
73. Were you too scared to do it: lmao very.
74. Who or what is your worst enemy: shes a man
75: Who is the last person you kicked: my brother
76. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be: the king
77. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: nicole, nick, nelly
78. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you: he bought my cat a present.. thats the most romantic thing ever.
79. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be: my neck cause ill die and not feel it <>
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
80. "Guys want nothing but action.": not only action but satisfactio0o0o0n
81. Only losers watch 'The Simpsons.'": agreed lmao
82. "Kentucky is way better than Cali.": eh. no
83. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": i agree cause no one bought it yet so0o0o.
84. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": its not an answer, its more like a temporary reliever.
85. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": umm yes you do..
86. "Music is stupid.": so's your mama
87. "Your car sucks.": lmao i cant argue with you on that one