Did anybody watch "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen on NBC ( Read more... )

I really don't get the hype about buttsex. Someone fill me in as to just what is so erotic about it, plz?

I got a sweet new cutting table that is tre' metal for my new sewing machine

!!!1111oneoneone!


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I just got a new sewing machine. IT'S A VIKING HUSQVARNA!!!!


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whenever I drive through Atlanta on I85 I like to play "let's see if I get killed while driving 90 with my foot sticking out of the window while listening to faith no more at an obscene decibal level"

You know how people always talk about  the yahoos that go 90 MPH on the interstate in the big city? Yeah, well that's me.

I am extremely bored. So far I have:

1: Listened to Three Six Mafia at an obscene decibel level hoping to alert my mother into questioning my gang activity

2: Put a pillow over my face while listening to Little Richard and see how long I can go until breathing becomes unbearable (around 2 minutes, or the duration of Good Golly Miss Molly)

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SysP3nguin (11:09:27 PM): the true american knows that the phrase "WHOO! TITTIES!" actually means "PRAISE GOD"
fetus disco (11:09:51 PM): that is the most genius thing I have haerd in the past millenia

THIS IS DAVIS. HE IS GERMAN. well actually austrian, but whatever

fetus disco (11:01:39 PM): I LOVEY OU
SysP3nguin (11:01:46 PM): heheh ^_^_^ <3 ( Read more... )

fetus disco (10:42:15 PM): 15/M/JAPAN ( Read more... )

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