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1. otterotica:

A specialist porn film genre associated with the manipulation and degradation of playfull semi aquatic mammals, often linked to the joy of the delightfull depths of the "Otters Pocket"... Its wet and by god it smells of fish.

I'm bored of bigfloppydonkeycock.com lets get some otterotica on. I want to see Tarka take it like the ( Read more... )

1. ottersexerupper:

one who has sex with otters. or gives oral fellatio to otters. in general, one who gives otters any kind of sexual pleasure

"OH snap, Katelin is an ottersexerupper!"

"I walk with a limp, cuz my nuts heavy"

god, you have to love rap music

I like my LJ friends alot better than my real life friends.


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The album Blackwater Park by Opeth is godlike and magical.

If you listen to it naked fairies will dance in front of you as you weep for all that is sacred.

No, I am not high

I hit a squirrel on the way to school this morning.

It made me lol.

OMEEGOD IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

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Does anyone here like Motorhead and have a chest smaller than a 36D? I made a tube top out of an old Motorhead shirt and I made it too small. Damnit. I can post a picture, if anyone's interested. It's free, no charge or anything. I hate to see a good tshirt go to waste.