it never ceases to amaze me what some people find erotic. or what seemingly normal things people can roughly twist into something sick and disgusting, or sexy and erotic as they find it. "and, on second thought, russian roulette doesn't seem like such a bad idea" it's all a matter of perspective, i said ( Read more... )

i've been watching general hospital for twenty minutes now, and i have yet to see a single licensed medical professional.

and i now have first hand knowledge that kool-aid can, indeed, go bad.

"This is a god-damned bitch of an unsatisfactory situation," -Jack Twist ( Read more... )

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"the fog is thicker than my passenger and we're snaking along the backest of the back roads where even in the best of driving conditions there's as good a chance of hitting a deer as seeing a drunk girl in a pick-up. it's dark as hell and i know damn well i've got a headlight out. kosmo's in the front seat next to me-his chatter bounces off of my ( Read more... )

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happy fucking jesus day.
hanukkah, starting at sundown the night before the first day, actually starts tonight.
woot.

A conversation with my mother about Maynards:

Mother: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Maynard."
Mother: "Who's Maynard?"
Me: "Maynard James Keenan. He's a musician. He's got crazy hair."
Mother: "Maynards often do."
Me: "..."

jesus christ man, there was a giant fucking plant in the backseat of my car today. imagine my surprise when i caught a glimpse of the leafy green bastard in my rear-view mirror. and then just like that, the pigs were on my tail again-i for once had no clue why i was being pulled over, other than that i might very well have been swerving drunkenly ( Read more... )

i had a sexy dream last night involving Hugo Weaving. Which is a coincedence because i just took the "what fantasy/sci-fi character are you?" quiz and the first time i got Elrond, and the second time i took the quiz i got Agent Smith. In my dream we were wearing the same short-pants and thought it interesting that we had the same name.