Cat ladies don't have cats because they are eccentric, we are eccentric because of our demented cats

[lil_ms_mistrust]

My dearly beloved sister has decided she is bringing home 2 more kittens, relations of the psycho we now possess.The one that knaws(sic) relentlessly on toes,rolls ecstatically in the smelly litter, jumps in the shower (basically just to scratch you for getting him wet)time and again, meows loudly and forlornly..just so you'll pick him up (he only

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[mannequinne]

Oh god more cats. Jessica will have several hundred of them by the time she's thirty.

[mizuotome]

I agree with Chris.. tis sad.. even if i love cats.. but ya.. ones enough for me. I hate those dreams of finding something you just love at thrift stores nd such... and then you wake up .. it sucks.

[zodijackyllight]

I seem to recall a dream like that when I was two years old. I know I was two because I remember waking up in my parents' waterbed, which they disposed of before we moved to Salmon Arm when I was two and a half. I think it was how I realized that dreams and real life were not interconnected.

[zodijackyllight]

i hate vividness though one recolection from last night dream was walking into a trailer with tamara (it was on the outskirts of the feamarket)..for some reason i had a gerbil in my pocket.the trailer was full of turariums full of rodents of sorts guinny pigs and the like, the idea was pick one out and the man makes you a furball (kinda similar to what an owl hawks up..but trendy!)tamara wanted one.which didnt work out and some how i ended up with ablown glass ornament in place of my gerbil,and the knowledge that it was on account of the horrid furball man and his horrid commonplace magic...and thats only one lil part of the dream.....hence i didnt go into detail.