trolling just a bit (or a lot?)
Stranger: hi
You: omfg
You: Are you another 18yr old horny male?
Stranger: im older than 18 but not horny
You: No? Wow
You: I figured most males were horny
Stranger: nope
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: boredom
You: Can you pretend to be a horny 18yr old male?
You: hi
Stranger: you are jew?
You: Are you a nazi?
Stranger: no im not
You: Oh, well then yes I'm a jew
You: Why do you ask?
You: Are you going to rat me out to the Nazis?
Stranger: no, they will find u eventually
You: Oh shit
You: Will you pray..wait what do jews do?
Stranger: but u dont have to be a nazi to hate jews
You: You hate me?
You: Is it because I'm good with money?
Stranger: your not a real jew
You: Not true
Stranger: your a wanna be jew.
You: shh, don't tell anyone
You: I envy their money skills
Stranger: you dont have their putrid stench, thats how i know
You: I knew it
You: Damnit
You: I tried,right?
Stranger: you dont even hav the jew hook nose
You: You can't see nor smell me
You: So whos the lying one now?
Stranger: im not lying, i got the sniper rifle aimed at your fake jew face
You: Well I'll duck because you're a horrible shot
You: I was told
You: I'M ON TO YOU
Stranger: good bye fake jew, your not worth it ill save my bullet for the real jewbags
You: I also have my nuke weapons pointed at your house currently and if you even think about moving a muscle, I will nuke the shit out of your whole family!
(SO I THOUGHT OF PULLING THE RACIST CARD)
Stranger: hi
You: FUCKING BLACKS! TAKING OVER!
Stranger: i know those porch monkeys are evil
You: let's fucking kill them,man
Stranger: fuckin spooks
Stranger: lets do it
Stranger: kill all the niggers
You: KKK for life
Stranger: KKK
You: Now fuck me in the ass with this big black dildo, that will show them!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: dildos
Stranger: of course
Stranger: the ansewer has been their all along
You: I know, noone thought of that one yet
Stranger: lets do it hon
You: Ok!
You: Meet you at the corner of kill that jew and hang the nigger
Stranger: sounds good
You: bring the lube!
Stranger: is that near shoot a chink avenue
You: why, yes it is
Stranger: hi
You: just because I'm 300lbs, doesn't mean I don't need loving too right? RIGHT?
You: FUCKING SAY RIGHT OR I'LL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD!
Stranger: ??????????????
You: I'M A FAT MOTHAFUCKA!
You: AND HUNGRY!
Stranger: so
You: HUNGRY FOR LTITLE BOYS PENISES
You: oh shit
You: did I say that?
You: I'm sorry, that's my split personlaity
You: He comes out once in a while
You: I just can't handle it
Stranger: you are fucking wired
Stranger: bye
You: wired? or weird
Stranger: so
You: So
You: lick my ass?
Stranger: hell no freak
You: No sense of kink
You: Go kill yourself
Stranger: hey there ! asl :) ?
You: I forgot, whatever sex you want me to be, and behind you
You: you?
Stranger: what?
You: Don't movee
You: I got a good angle
Stranger: im not :S
Stranger: oh yeah eh
You: yeaaah that's right
You: mmm
You: Look at that ass
Stranger: u must be the biggest loser ive met
Stranger: hello
You: big and hard or wet and gapping?
(LOL! that didn't go anywhere)
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: Hi
You: 666, demon, hell
You: you?
Stranger: f-16 europ
You: Nice, underage and a bitch
Stranger: want a picture?
You: No
Stranger: im not that kind of a bitch
You: I can already see you
Stranger: lol im not in hell
Stranger: faggot
You: I'm a fucking demon
Stranger: m/f/h
You: o
You: for other
Stranger: M/F/H
You: I SAID O!
Stranger: I SAID M/F/H
You: Well N then, neither
Stranger: THERE IS ONLY M/F/H
You: SAYS WHO! ARE YOU GOD?
You: NO!
You: SO FUCK OFF
Stranger: GOD DOSENT EXHIST
Stranger: SUCK ON THEM BALLS
You: How do you know
Stranger: I JUST DO
You: That's not good enough
You: You're like the damn people who believe in god
You: ''HE JUST IS''
You: Die
Stranger: M/F/H
Stranger: JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
You: No
Stranger: YOUR A HERMAFRODITE ARNT YOU
You: No
You: I said O!
You: O FOR OTHER
You: MEANING
Stranger: SO YOUR A MALE
You: NO
You: I'm an angel
Stranger: HAHAAH I WIN
You: We don't have a sex
You: THANKS!
Stranger: GOD DOSENT EXHIST
You: you don't exist
Stranger: FUCK GOD WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY
You: that's not nice
You: You're a mean person
Stranger: MEAN TO WHAT
Stranger: MEAN TO NOTHING
You: Are you calling me nothing?
Stranger: CAUSE HE DOSENT EXHIST
You: how do you know it's a he then
You: HMM?
Stranger: IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS ITS A HE
Stranger: I BURN THE BIBLE FOR LUNCH
You: Well who said I was talking about THAT god?
You: Jeez
You: Close minded
Stranger: STFU BEOCH
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: No,no
You: Advanced squad leader or american sign language?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Advanced squad leader, well how did you know?!
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: m
You: o
Stranger: ??
Stranger: male?
You: No
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: 69
Stranger: scotttish ?
You: No, irish!
Stranger: hahah cool
You: I'm offended
Stranger: hahah awk wel get a grip
You: grip of what?
You: Your racism?
You: No
Stranger: liifee
Stranger: hı
You: Hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: D
Stranger: _?
You: demon
You: we don't have a sex
Stranger: ı m too
You: Copy cat
Stranger: u mor f
You: you mor f
Stranger: ı m male
Stranger: u _?
You: me!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u are male or female _?
You: OH!
You: Why didn't you ask first?
You: I'm a fucking dude
Stranger: Turn to page 394.
You: Ok
Stranger: ugh no
Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: howz yah
You: Speak english!
You: Not retard,please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl pls
You: too old, doesn't matter, a piece of shit.
You: You?
Stranger: too young...
You: jack pot!
Stranger: may be
You: Oh?
You: I'm interested
Stranger: in what?
You: little boy penises, what else?!
Stranger: m a gal
You: Damnit
You: I figured
You: Only bitches don't know how to type
Stranger: jst like u
Stranger: :)
You: What did I spell wrong?
Stranger: ur figure of speech is wrong mah lady... not spelling nd m nt f i m male 21
You: I'm figure of speech?
You: How do you know I'm a female?
You: That's creepy
Stranger: i came to knw as u were interested in men...
You: Oh, yeah.. that gave it away but what if I was a priest?
Stranger: so what.. doesnt matter much
You: I agree
Stranger: ya thnx for tht
You: Anytime friend
Stranger: whts ur name
You: Bill
Stranger: okay.. i m ADEN
You: hello ADEN
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: whts ur asl
You: 17 f new york
Stranger: m 21 m toronto
You: AH that explains why you're retarded
Stranger: wht do u mean
You: You can't type for a 21 yr old
You: Are you touching yourself?
Stranger: why
You: Because you can't type well
You: Why answer my question with a question?
Stranger: thats my style of answering
You: That's good enough I suppose..
Stranger: may be
You: Alright
You: So are you going to talk about sticking it in my butt or WHAT?
Stranger: i dont know.. it depends upon you my dear lady
You: well it's open,lubed and really to go
Stranger: but how can i believe...
You: BELIEVE ME!
Stranger: how can i??? i hAve not even seen YOU.. HOW YOU LOOK
You: You're a male! THOSE THINGS DON'T MATTER!
You: Looks?
You: You just want a hole to stick it in
Stranger: well looks matter for me as my girl friends are so pretty and sexy
You: You wouldn't be on here otherwise
You: Pft
Stranger: i am here for just time pass dear....
You: Hey, me too
Stranger: i was free after fucking my gf
You: NICE
You: So your dick smells?
Stranger: not much
You: http://www.efukt.com/20725_Lemme_Smell_Yo_Dick.html
Stranger: what is this?
You: a video
You: Just go to it
Stranger: it was kind of boring but ok
You: SHEEP FUCKING?
You: Is boring?
Stranger: yes
You: well, your taste sir is beyond mine
Stranger: yes i agree
You: Rude
You: This is going on longer than I wanted
Stranger: what you wanted dear lady
You: a chocolate covered peanut butter filled jelly bean
You: Make it happen!
Stranger: thats ridiculous
You: Why/
Stranger: i hate all this stuff
You: Chocolate? peanut butter? jelly bean? Well this isn't about you now is it.
You: You asked me what I wanted
Stranger: but how can make these reach you
You: PO box
You: I have tons of people send me chocolate covered peanut butter filled jelly beans
Stranger: then now you should ask something new
You: I don't like new, I'm in a comfort zone here with them and I'd like to stay so make it happen, or fuck off
Stranger: you should adopt changes... it would be great
You: No, no.. Last time I did that, I became a female.
You: And let me tell you, not cool at all
Stranger: would you like a dick covered with chocolate and peanut butter for u to lick
You: No
You: Perv
Stranger: do you have bf?
You: Yes, but shh
Stranger: you dont like him i guess
You: I fucking love him, I'm sitting on top of him right now
Stranger: then how are you chatting
You: because he's in my ass
You: Having fun back there
You: I let him go at it for hours
You: I like to entertain myself after 2 hours
You: I can only keep up so much
You: I try
You: He tries
You: We all try
Stranger: ohh.... well thats good...
You: It's very healthy
Stranger: yes...
You: Yeppers
Stranger: have you ever got pregnant?
You: 4 times and counting
Stranger: then what did you do?
You: Well first two were aborted, but I had to keep that a secret from the family, very religious! So after that, pushing down the streets and a punch to the stomach is all it takes.
You: I fucking LOVE getting pregnant then killing them
You: It's like legal murder
Stranger: hehehe.. love you for that
Stranger: nice answer gal
You: Yea, well... I try
Stranger: how many bfs you have had till now
You: 3,086
Stranger: ohh fucked with how many?
You: 4,605
Stranger: hey now i wil have to go... my gf is yelling that come back and fuck me again.. she is getting bored
You: aaww
You: you lose!
You: disconnect
You: You didn't even know you were in a contest!
Stranger: which contest
You: the longest running omegle chat I've ever had
Stranger: and how much was it?
You: I cannot tell you the amount, I was not paying attention but the chat says it all
You: I'm also being yelled at by my boyfriend to play a RPG, and you're holding me up in this contest!
Stranger: lolz... same pinch
You: atleast mine's true
Stranger: yes..
You: glad you agree
Stranger: i agree to thnigs which are agreeable
You: That mine is true,yes?
Stranger: hope so
(there was more, and I lost my contest. fucker)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl? 15 m canada.
You: ew
Stranger: ikr.
You: ikr?
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: try looking at the mirror before you insult me
You: No way
Stranger: Bless u
You: I didn't sneeze
You: Bible study?
Stranger: umm .. nonono
You: aww
You: we were going to burn it
You: =(
You: and study the flame
Stranger: ohh ... yesyesyes
You: now, let's pray to Satan
Stranger: lol .. i am satan
You: Got a minute for gay rights?
Stranger: SHOOT.
You: so those fucking fags shouldn't be allowed to get married,right?!
You: I mean, come on
You: THEY'RE RUINING AMERICA!
You: Vote no
Stranger: ahahahaahhahahhahah
Stranger: ahahhahahahaahahah
Stranger: i hope you aren't serious
You: I am...
Stranger: you hate gay people?
You: FUCKING HATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
Stranger: you have a problem
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i'm bisexual
Stranger: WSSUPPPP
Stranger: go to hell
You: Hell does not exist!
You: I win!
Stranger: WTF/!
Stranger: okay mother fucker
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: i hope you turn out fucking gay
Stranger: horse coooccckkkk
You: cow vagina
Stranger: cow cum
Stranger: faggot
You: you are the one thinking of cock
You: how am I faggot?
Stranger: who WAS phone?
You: Marry bell
Stranger: daniel
Stranger: ?
You: No, this is brandon!
You: Who is daniel!
Stranger: hi
You: VOTE YAY for gay rights
Stranger: nay
You: hater
Stranger: YAY
You: hay!
Stranger: HEIL
You: satan?
Stranger: HITLER
You: Oh
You: that was my next guess
Stranger: DER EWIGE FÜHRER DEUTSCHLANDS
Stranger: ER LEBT
You: DIE JEWS
Stranger: DER EWIGE JUDE
You: You're hateful
Stranger: I'm not serious, I don't hate anyone
You: Oh
You: I DO!
You: BWHAHAHAHA
Stranger: :O
You: ^_^
Stranger: -.- ^^
You: >>0_0<<
You: V_V
Stranger: o.O
You: X_X
Stranger: xD
You: =\
Stranger: D:
You: ;p
Stranger: ;D
You: ^_-
Stranger: o.-
You: =^-^=
Stranger: ô.ô
You: Oh that was good
You: lol
Stranger: yay
You: stranger danger
Stranger: Major danger
You: very, very stranger!
Stranger: Extremely major danger!
You: Whoa, calm down
Stranger: I will
You: GOOD!
Stranger: IF
Stranger: You do one tjing
Stranger: thing
You: Which is?
Stranger: Click this link
Stranger: http://portal2news.com/0b848
You: No way
Stranger: Why?
You: Why should I
Stranger: You would be helping me
You: I don't know you well enough to help you
Stranger: Well, what do I have to do then?
You: Cover your ass hole with jelly and ask me to toss your salad?
Stranger: OK
You: Let's do it!
Stranger: *covers my ass hole
Stranger: Good sir, may you toss my salad?
You: Ew, no! perv! I'm a lady
Stranger: You said I had to do that
You: Well if I told you to kill yourself, would you!?
Stranger: Yes
You: Wow, you are very submissive
Stranger: If you click the link I will
You: No
You: That sounds like a trap
Stranger: Dude, it's a blog
Stranger: For Portal 2
You: So? Means nothing t ome
Stranger: But something to me
You: But I don't care what means anything to you
Stranger: But I care for things that mean something to you
You: Well that was thoughtful
Stranger: I did what you asked me to do
Stranger: I help those who I help
Stranger: I just ask a small thing in reture
Stranger: return
You: No!
Stranger: :(
You: waah
Stranger: Please?
Stranger: looking for a hot horny girl that will send nudes
You: Looking for penis to chop off with this machete
You: May we help each other?
Stranger: sure
You: Awesome
Stranger: yah you first
Stranger: send me the pics
You: Oh ok, so where do you live? I can't do this via internet so I'll have to travel to you by horse, because well I don't believe in cars nor planes nor trains
You: So it might take me a while
You: but for sure, I am coming
You: and you better have that cock out
You: READY to be cut off
You: then nudez
Stranger: Hayy
You: is for horses
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: horny? ;)
You: maybe ;]
Stranger: okay ;)
Stranger: m/f?
You: female ;]
Stranger: okay ;)
You: ask me 5 questions and I promise not to answer them truthfully
Stranger: then why should i ask you something?
You: I was just being honest
Stranger: ok, cool
You: so 5 questions?
Stranger: are you gay?
You: yes
Stranger: do you like marshmallows?
You: no
Stranger: are you a horse?
You: yes
You: I'm a gay horse, haaay
Stranger: niiiiiiice
You: two more
Stranger: is your brother a horse?
You: no
Stranger: are you a boooooy?
You: No
Stranger: cool
You: yep
Stranger: it was nice talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you
You: omfg
You: Are you another 18yr old horny male?
Stranger: im older than 18 but not horny
You: No? Wow
You: I figured most males were horny
Stranger: nope
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: boredom
You: Can you pretend to be a horny 18yr old male?
You: hi
Stranger: you are jew?
You: Are you a nazi?
Stranger: no im not
You: Oh, well then yes I'm a jew
You: Why do you ask?
You: Are you going to rat me out to the Nazis?
Stranger: no, they will find u eventually
You: Oh shit
You: Will you pray..wait what do jews do?
Stranger: but u dont have to be a nazi to hate jews
You: You hate me?
You: Is it because I'm good with money?
Stranger: your not a real jew
You: Not true
Stranger: your a wanna be jew.
You: shh, don't tell anyone
You: I envy their money skills
Stranger: you dont have their putrid stench, thats how i know
You: I knew it
You: Damnit
You: I tried,right?
Stranger: you dont even hav the jew hook nose
You: You can't see nor smell me
You: So whos the lying one now?
Stranger: im not lying, i got the sniper rifle aimed at your fake jew face
You: Well I'll duck because you're a horrible shot
You: I was told
You: I'M ON TO YOU
Stranger: good bye fake jew, your not worth it ill save my bullet for the real jewbags
You: I also have my nuke weapons pointed at your house currently and if you even think about moving a muscle, I will nuke the shit out of your whole family!
(SO I THOUGHT OF PULLING THE RACIST CARD)
Stranger: hi
You: FUCKING BLACKS! TAKING OVER!
Stranger: i know those porch monkeys are evil
You: let's fucking kill them,man
Stranger: fuckin spooks
Stranger: lets do it
Stranger: kill all the niggers
You: KKK for life
Stranger: KKK
You: Now fuck me in the ass with this big black dildo, that will show them!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: dildos
Stranger: of course
Stranger: the ansewer has been their all along
You: I know, noone thought of that one yet
Stranger: lets do it hon
You: Ok!
You: Meet you at the corner of kill that jew and hang the nigger
Stranger: sounds good
You: bring the lube!
Stranger: is that near shoot a chink avenue
You: why, yes it is
Stranger: hi
You: just because I'm 300lbs, doesn't mean I don't need loving too right? RIGHT?
You: FUCKING SAY RIGHT OR I'LL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD!
Stranger: ??????????????
You: I'M A FAT MOTHAFUCKA!
You: AND HUNGRY!
Stranger: so
You: HUNGRY FOR LTITLE BOYS PENISES
You: oh shit
You: did I say that?
You: I'm sorry, that's my split personlaity
You: He comes out once in a while
You: I just can't handle it
Stranger: you are fucking wired
Stranger: bye
You: wired? or weird
Stranger: so
You: So
You: lick my ass?
Stranger: hell no freak
You: No sense of kink
You: Go kill yourself
Stranger: hey there ! asl :) ?
You: I forgot, whatever sex you want me to be, and behind you
You: you?
Stranger: what?
You: Don't movee
You: I got a good angle
Stranger: im not :S
Stranger: oh yeah eh
You: yeaaah that's right
You: mmm
You: Look at that ass
Stranger: u must be the biggest loser ive met
Stranger: hello
You: big and hard or wet and gapping?
(LOL! that didn't go anywhere)
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: Hi
You: 666, demon, hell
You: you?
Stranger: f-16 europ
You: Nice, underage and a bitch
Stranger: want a picture?
You: No
Stranger: im not that kind of a bitch
You: I can already see you
Stranger: lol im not in hell
Stranger: faggot
You: I'm a fucking demon
Stranger: m/f/h
You: o
You: for other
Stranger: M/F/H
You: I SAID O!
Stranger: I SAID M/F/H
You: Well N then, neither
Stranger: THERE IS ONLY M/F/H
You: SAYS WHO! ARE YOU GOD?
You: NO!
You: SO FUCK OFF
Stranger: GOD DOSENT EXHIST
Stranger: SUCK ON THEM BALLS
You: How do you know
Stranger: I JUST DO
You: That's not good enough
You: You're like the damn people who believe in god
You: ''HE JUST IS''
You: Die
Stranger: M/F/H
Stranger: JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
You: No
Stranger: YOUR A HERMAFRODITE ARNT YOU
You: No
You: I said O!
You: O FOR OTHER
You: MEANING
Stranger: SO YOUR A MALE
You: NO
You: I'm an angel
Stranger: HAHAAH I WIN
You: We don't have a sex
You: THANKS!
Stranger: GOD DOSENT EXHIST
You: you don't exist
Stranger: FUCK GOD WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY
You: that's not nice
You: You're a mean person
Stranger: MEAN TO WHAT
Stranger: MEAN TO NOTHING
You: Are you calling me nothing?
Stranger: CAUSE HE DOSENT EXHIST
You: how do you know it's a he then
You: HMM?
Stranger: IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS ITS A HE
Stranger: I BURN THE BIBLE FOR LUNCH
You: Well who said I was talking about THAT god?
You: Jeez
You: Close minded
Stranger: STFU BEOCH
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: No,no
You: Advanced squad leader or american sign language?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Advanced squad leader, well how did you know?!
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: m
You: o
Stranger: ??
Stranger: male?
You: No
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: 69
Stranger: scotttish ?
You: No, irish!
Stranger: hahah cool
You: I'm offended
Stranger: hahah awk wel get a grip
You: grip of what?
You: Your racism?
You: No
Stranger: liifee
Stranger: hı
You: Hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: D
Stranger: _?
You: demon
You: we don't have a sex
Stranger: ı m too
You: Copy cat
Stranger: u mor f
You: you mor f
Stranger: ı m male
Stranger: u _?
You: me!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u are male or female _?
You: OH!
You: Why didn't you ask first?
You: I'm a fucking dude
Stranger: Turn to page 394.
You: Ok
Stranger: ugh no
Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: howz yah
You: Speak english!
You: Not retard,please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl pls
You: too old, doesn't matter, a piece of shit.
You: You?
Stranger: too young...
You: jack pot!
Stranger: may be
You: Oh?
You: I'm interested
Stranger: in what?
You: little boy penises, what else?!
Stranger: m a gal
You: Damnit
You: I figured
You: Only bitches don't know how to type
Stranger: jst like u
Stranger: :)
You: What did I spell wrong?
Stranger: ur figure of speech is wrong mah lady... not spelling nd m nt f i m male 21
You: I'm figure of speech?
You: How do you know I'm a female?
You: That's creepy
Stranger: i came to knw as u were interested in men...
You: Oh, yeah.. that gave it away but what if I was a priest?
Stranger: so what.. doesnt matter much
You: I agree
Stranger: ya thnx for tht
You: Anytime friend
Stranger: whts ur name
You: Bill
Stranger: okay.. i m ADEN
You: hello ADEN
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: whts ur asl
You: 17 f new york
Stranger: m 21 m toronto
You: AH that explains why you're retarded
Stranger: wht do u mean
You: You can't type for a 21 yr old
You: Are you touching yourself?
Stranger: why
You: Because you can't type well
You: Why answer my question with a question?
Stranger: thats my style of answering
You: That's good enough I suppose..
Stranger: may be
You: Alright
You: So are you going to talk about sticking it in my butt or WHAT?
Stranger: i dont know.. it depends upon you my dear lady
You: well it's open,lubed and really to go
Stranger: but how can i believe...
You: BELIEVE ME!
Stranger: how can i??? i hAve not even seen YOU.. HOW YOU LOOK
You: You're a male! THOSE THINGS DON'T MATTER!
You: Looks?
You: You just want a hole to stick it in
Stranger: well looks matter for me as my girl friends are so pretty and sexy
You: You wouldn't be on here otherwise
You: Pft
Stranger: i am here for just time pass dear....
You: Hey, me too
Stranger: i was free after fucking my gf
You: NICE
You: So your dick smells?
Stranger: not much
You: http://www.efukt.com/20725_Lemme_Smell_Yo_Dick.html
Stranger: what is this?
You: a video
You: Just go to it
Stranger: it was kind of boring but ok
You: SHEEP FUCKING?
You: Is boring?
Stranger: yes
You: well, your taste sir is beyond mine
Stranger: yes i agree
You: Rude
You: This is going on longer than I wanted
Stranger: what you wanted dear lady
You: a chocolate covered peanut butter filled jelly bean
You: Make it happen!
Stranger: thats ridiculous
You: Why/
Stranger: i hate all this stuff
You: Chocolate? peanut butter? jelly bean? Well this isn't about you now is it.
You: You asked me what I wanted
Stranger: but how can make these reach you
You: PO box
You: I have tons of people send me chocolate covered peanut butter filled jelly beans
Stranger: then now you should ask something new
You: I don't like new, I'm in a comfort zone here with them and I'd like to stay so make it happen, or fuck off
Stranger: you should adopt changes... it would be great
You: No, no.. Last time I did that, I became a female.
You: And let me tell you, not cool at all
Stranger: would you like a dick covered with chocolate and peanut butter for u to lick
You: No
You: Perv
Stranger: do you have bf?
You: Yes, but shh
Stranger: you dont like him i guess
You: I fucking love him, I'm sitting on top of him right now
Stranger: then how are you chatting
You: because he's in my ass
You: Having fun back there
You: I let him go at it for hours
You: I like to entertain myself after 2 hours
You: I can only keep up so much
You: I try
You: He tries
You: We all try
Stranger: ohh.... well thats good...
You: It's very healthy
Stranger: yes...
You: Yeppers
Stranger: have you ever got pregnant?
You: 4 times and counting
Stranger: then what did you do?
You: Well first two were aborted, but I had to keep that a secret from the family, very religious! So after that, pushing down the streets and a punch to the stomach is all it takes.
You: I fucking LOVE getting pregnant then killing them
You: It's like legal murder
Stranger: hehehe.. love you for that
Stranger: nice answer gal
You: Yea, well... I try
Stranger: how many bfs you have had till now
You: 3,086
Stranger: ohh fucked with how many?
You: 4,605
Stranger: hey now i wil have to go... my gf is yelling that come back and fuck me again.. she is getting bored
You: aaww
You: you lose!
You: disconnect
You: You didn't even know you were in a contest!
Stranger: which contest
You: the longest running omegle chat I've ever had
Stranger: and how much was it?
You: I cannot tell you the amount, I was not paying attention but the chat says it all
You: I'm also being yelled at by my boyfriend to play a RPG, and you're holding me up in this contest!
Stranger: lolz... same pinch
You: atleast mine's true
Stranger: yes..
You: glad you agree
Stranger: i agree to thnigs which are agreeable
You: That mine is true,yes?
Stranger: hope so
(there was more, and I lost my contest. fucker)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl? 15 m canada.
You: ew
Stranger: ikr.
You: ikr?
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: try looking at the mirror before you insult me
You: No way
Stranger: Bless u
You: I didn't sneeze
You: Bible study?
Stranger: umm .. nonono
You: aww
You: we were going to burn it
You: =(
You: and study the flame
Stranger: ohh ... yesyesyes
You: now, let's pray to Satan
Stranger: lol .. i am satan
You: Got a minute for gay rights?
Stranger: SHOOT.
You: so those fucking fags shouldn't be allowed to get married,right?!
You: I mean, come on
You: THEY'RE RUINING AMERICA!
You: Vote no
Stranger: ahahahaahhahahhahah
Stranger: ahahhahahahaahahah
Stranger: i hope you aren't serious
You: I am...
Stranger: you hate gay people?
You: FUCKING HATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
Stranger: you have a problem
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i'm bisexual
Stranger: WSSUPPPP
Stranger: go to hell
You: Hell does not exist!
You: I win!
Stranger: WTF/!
Stranger: okay mother fucker
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: i hope you turn out fucking gay
Stranger: horse coooccckkkk
You: cow vagina
Stranger: cow cum
Stranger: faggot
You: you are the one thinking of cock
You: how am I faggot?
Stranger: who WAS phone?
You: Marry bell
Stranger: daniel
Stranger: ?
You: No, this is brandon!
You: Who is daniel!
Stranger: hi
You: VOTE YAY for gay rights
Stranger: nay
You: hater
Stranger: YAY
You: hay!
Stranger: HEIL
You: satan?
Stranger: HITLER
You: Oh
You: that was my next guess
Stranger: DER EWIGE FÜHRER DEUTSCHLANDS
Stranger: ER LEBT
You: DIE JEWS
Stranger: DER EWIGE JUDE
You: You're hateful
Stranger: I'm not serious, I don't hate anyone
You: Oh
You: I DO!
You: BWHAHAHAHA
Stranger: :O
You: ^_^
Stranger: -.- ^^
You: >>0_0<<
You: V_V
Stranger: o.O
You: X_X
Stranger: xD
You: =\
Stranger: D:
You: ;p
Stranger: ;D
You: ^_-
Stranger: o.-
You: =^-^=
Stranger: ô.ô
You: Oh that was good
You: lol
Stranger: yay
You: stranger danger
Stranger: Major danger
You: very, very stranger!
Stranger: Extremely major danger!
You: Whoa, calm down
Stranger: I will
You: GOOD!
Stranger: IF
Stranger: You do one tjing
Stranger: thing
You: Which is?
Stranger: Click this link
Stranger: http://portal2news.com/0b848
You: No way
Stranger: Why?
You: Why should I
Stranger: You would be helping me
You: I don't know you well enough to help you
Stranger: Well, what do I have to do then?
You: Cover your ass hole with jelly and ask me to toss your salad?
Stranger: OK
You: Let's do it!
Stranger: *covers my ass hole
Stranger: Good sir, may you toss my salad?
You: Ew, no! perv! I'm a lady
Stranger: You said I had to do that
You: Well if I told you to kill yourself, would you!?
Stranger: Yes
You: Wow, you are very submissive
Stranger: If you click the link I will
You: No
You: That sounds like a trap
Stranger: Dude, it's a blog
Stranger: For Portal 2
You: So? Means nothing t ome
Stranger: But something to me
You: But I don't care what means anything to you
Stranger: But I care for things that mean something to you
You: Well that was thoughtful
Stranger: I did what you asked me to do
Stranger: I help those who I help
Stranger: I just ask a small thing in reture
Stranger: return
You: No!
Stranger: :(
You: waah
Stranger: Please?
Stranger: looking for a hot horny girl that will send nudes
You: Looking for penis to chop off with this machete
You: May we help each other?
Stranger: sure
You: Awesome
Stranger: yah you first
Stranger: send me the pics
You: Oh ok, so where do you live? I can't do this via internet so I'll have to travel to you by horse, because well I don't believe in cars nor planes nor trains
You: So it might take me a while
You: but for sure, I am coming
You: and you better have that cock out
You: READY to be cut off
You: then nudez
Stranger: Hayy
You: is for horses
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: horny? ;)
You: maybe ;]
Stranger: okay ;)
Stranger: m/f?
You: female ;]
Stranger: okay ;)
You: ask me 5 questions and I promise not to answer them truthfully
Stranger: then why should i ask you something?
You: I was just being honest
Stranger: ok, cool
You: so 5 questions?
Stranger: are you gay?
You: yes
Stranger: do you like marshmallows?
You: no
Stranger: are you a horse?
You: yes
You: I'm a gay horse, haaay
Stranger: niiiiiiice
You: two more
Stranger: is your brother a horse?
You: no
Stranger: are you a boooooy?
You: No
Stranger: cool
You: yep
Stranger: it was nice talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you