What? It was just a dildo!

[lil_om]

A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo

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[bruisedhips]

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"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max,"
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[lil_om]

uh, ya...."MAX"...