Scary

[lil_punk92788]

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. I just know he's going to tell me I've contracted a highly fatal strain of Libyan dolphin pox or something. Seriously, I'm always so afraid they'll tell me I ahve some horrible disease or worse, they won't know what it is.

Remind me again exactly why I want to be a doctor?

Comments

[blooblakk]

You want to be a doctor so you can tell people that if they have sex, they will get chlamydia, and they will die.

[lil_punk92788]

I love that you actually spelled it right. Thank you.