Ronisms
The past 24 hour's tweets
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- 16:04 @ heartflood twitpic.com/4270k - Yuck @ Corona - At least get some Dos Equis or Modelo #
- 16:50 I totally bet Dakota Fanning gave it up on prom night #
- 17:21 Cole is mesmerized by keyboard cat www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU #
- 18:19 www.wyff4.com/news/19274808/detail.html Sounds like something Calvin would do #
- 18:29 @ TWCWeekends Do I need to garage my car here in Del Rio TX, or are we going to get a bunch of nothing again? #
- 18:34 @ TWCWeekends Good lookin out #
- 18:41 When I was in Korea, do you know what they called Americans who asked for chopsticks? ASSHOLES #
- 19:12 @ KimKardashian Epic Fail #
- 19:26 @ HorseyJesse I understand, I'll put in a good word for you. Just never stab the rice #
- 21:02 SWINE FLU MEXICO SUSAN BOYLE MISS CALIFORNIA GAY MARRIAGE NBA PLAYOFFS IN TALLEDEGA NASCAR! #
- 21:19 @ waywardrose That's what they all say! I had to follow you, I saw Rape and Japan in your last tweet and knew we needed to connect here too! #
- 07:38 The daycare is sending Calvin home over the bullshit swine flu scare...yes, I'm fucking serious. #
- 07:39 @ imdevine Welcome back, enjoy all the bullshit that only the states can offer! #
- 07:49 Great now Amy is freaking out...because they are sending Calvin home. It's going to be a great day #
- 09:06 @ JayFingers IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SILLY WHEN YOU ARE DEAD! #
- 09:08 I picked Calvin up...they sent two kids home with their mom...because they were in Mexico...ON FRIDAY... SWINE FLU OMFGPANIC #
- 09:31 @ JayFingers Don't flatter yourself, I saw enough surgical masks in Korea to last a lifetime. That and Umbrellas when there were no clouds. #
- 12:45 @ Mandiekins YAAY! We're interweb friends again! #
- 13:01 @ Devilsrivergirl You'll need a mask, a rosary...and of course, a burrito. Have fun, wish I could come with you. Del Rio is eating my soul #
- 13:59 Dear Jack, thanks for your mini sirloin burgers. I wanted KFC but I forgot it was free grilled chicken day...and I ain't standing in line. #
- 14:05 @ evilette doesn't he know what causes that? I have a good urologist he needs to talk to. #
- 14:16 and the microwave just went super nova...I'm pretty sure there is no coming back from that. I have pissed the world off some how. WTF Karma? #
- 14:37 I'm not on AIM all the time, but add me... thecrunkpanda #
- 15:18 I went to home depot to get a new microwave...they were inventorying masks and respirators. I wonder what for. HELP ME XENU... SWINE FLU #
- 15:44 I'm here to help. Ask me any questions about Swine Flu and I will answer them. For example: Can you get it from a chicken? Answer: No #
- 15:57 @ MrTimSmith Muslims will be safe from Swine Flu , they were right about pork all along...makes you wonder..what else are they right about? #
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