its estimated time of arrival is tueesssday.
i think i'll call it "Susan".
there is some history linked to this name that i won't go into
suffice it to say i don't have any good friends named susan, (susie doesn't count, she's a susannah (sp?)) and it was used as a derogatory term for anyone who is otherwise being a bitch. my apologies to anyone actually named Susan.
ah HAH. you were tricked by the cut. i got you.
i'm excited.
i have other NON fluff things i could be posting about, but the computer is much more upbeat and exciting. so screw candor for once, i'm getting a new laptop.
also, i want to invest in a pair of non-edged (metal, ideally full tang carbon steel)swords w/ which to settle disputes with.
you want the last french fry? WELL I DO TOO. duel for it.
you don't want to take out the trash? I'LL MAKE YOU.
in a house full of dudes, this would be the most fun, somewhat fair way to end Things.