OMG WTF

Dec 29, 2008 22:18

to preface, dude was having... gastrointestinal horror. apparently, its quite necessary to comment on everything odd you watch on TV
(09:02:06 PM) Sai: BOO ON THE SHITS.
(09:02:13 PM) Yashar: yea dude
(09:02:16 PM) Yashar: lame
(09:02:26 PM) Yashar: hahahaha softcore porn is on
(09:02:51 PM) Yashar: sooo bad
(09:03:07 PM) Sai: ahahha wtf?
(09:03:12 PM) Sai: what does that have to do with the shits?
(09:03:17 PM) Yashar: nothing!
(09:03:24 PM) Yashar: i was scanning the hbo and cinemax channels
(09:03:31 PM) Yashar: and then....TITIES!
(09:03:39 PM) Sai: ahahha
(09:03:43 PM) Yashar: and lots of groin rubbing
(09:03:55 PM) Sai: rubbing.
(09:04:02 PM) Yashar: its hilarious, they dont have sex, they just rub their groins
(09:04:07 PM) Sai: LOLS
(09:04:23 PM) Yashar: since they cant show the penetration they just rub rub rub
(09:05:24 PM) Sai: oh yashar. that's kind of lude.
(09:05:39 PM) Yashar: HAHAHAHAHA, there was footage of a girl on top about to orgasm and in teh background there was a santa clause doll staring at her awkwardly
(09:05:55 PM) Sai: OMG DUDE. WHY ARE YOU NARRATING SOFTCORE PORN AT ME.
(09:06:00 PM) Yashar: ahahahahahahaha
(09:06:06 PM) Yashar: NOW THEY ARE RUBBING SOME MMORE!
(09:06:08 PM) Sai: DUDES DON'T WATCH PORN TOGETHER>
(09:06:12 PM) Yashar: RUB RUB RUB A DUB DUB
(09:06:26 PM) Sai: UNLESS ITS REALLY HILARIOUSLY BAD.
(09:06:31 PM) Sai: THIS JUST SOUNDS AWKWARD BAD
(09:06:38 PM) Yashar: HAHAHAHA
(09:09:31 PM) Sai: I CAN ALSO SHARE AWKWARDNESS
(09:09:32 PM) Sai: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/903864836.html
(09:14:15 PM) Yashar: hahahahaha
(09:14:18 PM) Yashar: amazing
(09:15:07 PM) Sai: i like the end notes the best.
(09:15:23 PM) Yashar: yea those are good

yes ladies: he's awesome, getting a PhD in chemistry and currently single.
my buddy, i shall pimp him out.
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