Top 10 Male Traits Which Make Women Say “Why?”
When I get bored, I just visit random sites and this one caught my interest.
"When 8,500 Japanese women were asked what it is they found inexplicable about male behaviour, they came up with a list which might well be universal…"
1. They spit on the sidewalk
2. They buy the stupidest of things
3. They tell barefaced lies
4. They contact you even after you break up with them
5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
7. They brag about health problems
8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
9. They often respond absentmindedly
10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
Representing the males will be me. So I shall defend or comment on the list.
1. I never did that nor do I know anyone who does that, but in their defense, it's better than swallowing your own saliva, right? I mean you don't want to be kissed by a guy who has a slobbering mouth like that of a dogs, do you?
2. No we don't. T_T We could say the same about what you women buy! I mean seriously, you're hot enough as it is, you don't need to buy so much make-up! Not only that but too much jewerly isn't going to impress us, if anything, it'll intimidate us into thinking you're high-class!
3. This one really depends, I would only lie to impress a girl even though deep down I'd feel bad. I mean come on, I don't think talking to a girl- ... ok wait scratch that. I rarely talk to girls so I'm waaaay out of line on this one.
4. I wouldn't know. Eff this one. No wait, my dad is an example of this. Fock. I really can't say though, some like to get into women's pants still while others just want to be friends. It's something I can't defend really.
5. I think this mainly depends on the guy. I'm more into the tomboy-ish kind of woman so... erm yeah.
6. ...That's absurd! I retrace my steps! D: Ah! I think this one is directed to those people who say, "I know where we're going! I'm not lost!" If that's the case then we're only trying to appear dominant. We eventually find a way so you shouldn't worry that much! ...Though, I can see why'd you women say why to that.
7. I don't know about this one.
8. This one really depends on the guy, most men have work things that they need, others like the collectibles they have in their room, while others are just plain lazy.
9. ... *shrug* It's true. D:
10. BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS! The fock is wrong with that?!
[edit]
I pulled an all-nighter playing pokemon. Time goes WAAAAY too fast when I play this stuff. Seriously, it's like, OMG, it went from 2am to 5am what felt like an hour to me! It's amazing I tell you D:
...Ugh, I swear, if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be playing pokemon this way.
"When 8,500 Japanese women were asked what it is they found inexplicable about male behaviour, they came up with a list which might well be universal…"
1. They spit on the sidewalk
2. They buy the stupidest of things
3. They tell barefaced lies
4. They contact you even after you break up with them
5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
7. They brag about health problems
8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
9. They often respond absentmindedly
10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
Representing the males will be me. So I shall defend or comment on the list.
1. I never did that nor do I know anyone who does that, but in their defense, it's better than swallowing your own saliva, right? I mean you don't want to be kissed by a guy who has a slobbering mouth like that of a dogs, do you?
2. No we don't. T_T We could say the same about what you women buy! I mean seriously, you're hot enough as it is, you don't need to buy so much make-up! Not only that but too much jewerly isn't going to impress us, if anything, it'll intimidate us into thinking you're high-class!
3. This one really depends, I would only lie to impress a girl even though deep down I'd feel bad. I mean come on, I don't think talking to a girl- ... ok wait scratch that. I rarely talk to girls so I'm waaaay out of line on this one.
4. I wouldn't know. Eff this one. No wait, my dad is an example of this. Fock. I really can't say though, some like to get into women's pants still while others just want to be friends. It's something I can't defend really.
5. I think this mainly depends on the guy. I'm more into the tomboy-ish kind of woman so... erm yeah.
6. ...That's absurd! I retrace my steps! D: Ah! I think this one is directed to those people who say, "I know where we're going! I'm not lost!" If that's the case then we're only trying to appear dominant. We eventually find a way so you shouldn't worry that much! ...Though, I can see why'd you women say why to that.
7. I don't know about this one.
8. This one really depends on the guy, most men have work things that they need, others like the collectibles they have in their room, while others are just plain lazy.
9. ... *shrug* It's true. D:
10. BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS! The fock is wrong with that?!
[edit]
I pulled an all-nighter playing pokemon. Time goes WAAAAY too fast when I play this stuff. Seriously, it's like, OMG, it went from 2am to 5am what felt like an hour to me! It's amazing I tell you D:
...Ugh, I swear, if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be playing pokemon this way.