So this is what breathing should be like...

[lilac_jellybean]

Since Monday night I've been feeling quite ill, had cold like symptoms, the cough that's been niggling for months got worse and had a crazy visual distortion/flashing lights/massive head pain thing. Ended up feeling too guilty to call in sick at work, so went in. Tried to arrange cover for yesterday afternoon when I was there as I got worse but no

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[grokit]

What? Are we bitching about your smoking??? Why didn't anyone invite me?

[lilac_jellybean]

Because your twisted brain makes connections between smoking and masterbating, I enjoy smoking... Just not that much :P

[grokit]

Then why not take up masturbating instead?

[lilac_jellybean]

Where's the nicotine in that? Hmm?