Day 18: Minor Het Pairings Day

[jennyo]

So okay, this is a little different than the "normal" ship days, in which rather than just pimping and writing and discussing...we try to rabble rouse for het pairings that you think should be seeing more love/interest in Lilah fandom and just don't get play

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[jennyo]

Well, I think at this point, they'd both be like, "Wow. Wesley's ten kinds of batshit crazy, isn't he?" I mean, they need to have the big fight of, "you're evil!" "you're an idiot!" "Chuck Austen was the worst thing to ever happen to X-Men." "You're not wrong. I mean, seriously, does anyone care about the fans anymore?" "You care about fans?" "I...am not uncaring. Wesley is ten kinds of crazy!" "Yo, wanna see the scar?" "Ouch. I win." "Dude, he beheaded you to keep you from rising. That's love." "Oh, I thought love was asking the thing that ate your girlfriend to pretend to be your girlfriend in a slightly...necrophiliac freak-out twist...as you die in her arms!" "Hey, did I not say English was crazy?" "Bastard. Hey, I'm really bored." "I'm not going to fuck you because you're bored!" "Oh, come ON. Or do you think I'm a bad lay?" "Lady, you're many things, including possibly the actual Anti-Christ. But I have eyes, don't I? Have I ever said I didn't get why Wesley fucked you?" "Thank you. That's intensely flattering." "Of course, I

[lasultrix]

*laughing, oh so hard*

[nolivingman]

OMG I love it. I also think there'd be a whole thing of her ripping him for how much in love he and Wes were at some point.

[doyle_sb4]

Lilah/Jonathan. Seriously, in an AU where the spell was never broken in Superstar? Hot diggity. With W&H as his agents (because they can keep that triangle-head demon safely locked away) and Lilah moved from special projects to be Mr. Levinson's personal lawyer. And she'd be in charge of stuff like sending C&Ds to the websites with the Jonathan/Dominic Monaghan RPS that had been everywhere since Jonathan starred in Lord of the Rings (as Frodo *and* Gandalf).

And eventually Jonathan would be running for President and Lilah would figure out that he was a geeky kid who'd worked this spell, which by now he's probably got Cyrus Vail or somebody to make unbreakable, and she's got a ton of blackmail material. Enter First Lady Lilah Morgan-Levinson.

Or Holden Webster. Vampire Holden as Lilah's therapist, cheerfully flouting doctor/patient sexual harassment laws. They'd have so much fun being evil together.

Yes, please

[paratti]

Write it, write it. You know you want to.

::bats eyelashes::

[raskazzptitsa]

How many merry bushels of cash and puppies must I float your way to get that Lilah/Jonathan fic? Even in ficlet form? Because...dude, don't be a tease is all I'm sayin'. Get my hopes all up like that... *follow's L's lead and bats eyelashes too*

[jennyo]

*nod* It's ficlet-worthy at the very least, man. Someone pop up!

[nolivingman]

Lilah and Giles definitely. Too hot, grown-up, complicated people who understand the game they're playing and can be totally honest with each other - oh yes, that would rock. Add in the Wesley and Ethan (or Jenny) angst and oooh, I like.

This may be weird, but I love Holtz (this is totally about that voice) and would be interested in he and Lilah having some interaction. I think it's a hard scenario to come up with (at least for non-writer me), but Lilah and Holtz would have hot angry hating-Angel sex. It would never be fluffy and fun, but angry and bitter and hot.

As for Lilah and Gunn I don't get why it's not written. They are both so hot, so snarky and so fun that it would be smoking. The mocking of Fred+Wes=TL4Eternity!!1! and Angel's hair would be worth the price of admission even without the no-doubt great sex.

[doyle_sb4]

Mm, just have to echo the Holtz love. That voice... And yeah, lots of potential for twisted action with Lilah.

[accidentalwords]

Lilah/Caleb, she'd run rings round him.

Lilah/Xander, circa fabulous ladies nightclub, the Angel snark adds value, but I think it could work without it. Also post-S4/S7 I think there's room for a lot of similarity between the characters, both starting to feel disillusioned with the lives they've chosen.

and now, Lilah/Gunn, omgtheirluvissosarcastic

[accidentalwords]

Lilah and the tap dancing guy from OMWF - he doesn't get nearly enough play.

-Jessie

[airawyn]

Hey. I doubt anyone's looking for this pairing, but since it's "Minor Het Pairings Day", I wanted to pop in and let you know that I wrote *cringe* Warren/Lilah.

Pro Bono: Warren goes to work for Wolfram and Hart and finds a new obsession.

[poisonapple73]

I've been looking for it- it was actually one of the first minor pairings I thought of. *rubs hands together gleefully and runs off to read*

[airawyn]

Well, cool. :) Let me know what you think. :)