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[lilangelchaos]

sooooo patrick came to visit for the weekend and it made me very happy. except that my parents didnt seem to understand that im dating him and when he left they were like "i think he really likes you" and i was like "check. got that part". and then i went to buy plants with my mom and in the car she said "i dont know if ive told you this but... in

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[paperface]

i remember once when i was goin' out with a chinese lady, my dad was completely convinced that i was going to be beaten up by asian street gangs if i was seen with her in public. you know. those asian street gangs that we have so many of in portland.

moral of the story: parents are crazy.

if there's anything she should be hesitant about, it's that facial hair. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO HIDE?

[lilangelchaos]

the lower part of his face?

[paperface]

maybe he doesn't have a lower part of his face. maybe it just kinda stops. you don't know.

[lilangelchaos]

but im pretty sure. you can see the bit of face under his chin sometimes.

[skittlesk487]

just marry me. your mother said nothing about being a lesbian

[lilangelchaos]

hmmm... good plan. oh, by the by, you, me, aj, marie. making tshirts and having a mean girls/10 things i hate about you night. sometime this summer. we can also use that as an opportunity to make our engagement official. even though youre already married/engaged to ted.