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SO, long time no talk, eh? Not a lot has been going on. I was at Starbucks the other day, and the cashier asked me "So, how far along are you?". Oh man. That's a self-esteem killer right there. I must have been rubbing my tumming or something...or maybe I'm just fat. Perhaps both. Yeah, so here are a few quiz thingies.
Have you ever...
( ) snuck out of the house
( ) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery (Or will)
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) been in love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone
( ) saw a therapist
(x) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
(x) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) been fired
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend--only to keep them from getting hurt
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
(x) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x)Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
(x)Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been skiing/snowboarding
( ) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) fired a gun
( ) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
and then...
Profile for Audrey
Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, egomaniac, fuckwit.
Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.
Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.
Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?
Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.
Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.
Your rating as a human being:
11%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:
Bill Gates III (chairman of Microsoft)
Have you ever...
( ) snuck out of the house
( ) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery (Or will)
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) been in love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone
( ) saw a therapist
(x) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
(x) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) been fired
( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend--only to keep them from getting hurt
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
(x) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x)Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
(x)Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been skiing/snowboarding
( ) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) fired a gun
( ) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
and then...
Profile for Audrey
Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, egomaniac, fuckwit.
Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.
Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.
Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?
Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.
Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.
Your rating as a human being:
11%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:
Bill Gates III (chairman of Microsoft)