Comments | lilaudrey666: "Crawl on me, sink into me, die for me..."

lilaudrey666

"Crawl on me, sink into me, die for me..."

Jul 19, 2005 21:19

Don't you hate it when you know the outcome of a certain situation, but you still cling on desperately and hope it might change?

I know I do.

Fuck. Sometimes I really hate myself. Well, not really myself, but the shit I get myself into.

I've been painting a lot lately. I figure it's a way of venting my frustration.

Someone tell me something ( Read more... )

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jokes for audrey minemineallmine July 20 2005, 05:08:56 UTC

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?. A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Re: jokes for audrey lilaudrey666 July 20 2005, 15:28:03 UTC

Haha, those are great. Thank you, those definitely cheered me up!

anonymous July 20 2005, 13:31:24 UTC

Paint away, little Audrey, not all men are fools

lilaudrey666 July 20 2005, 15:29:33 UTC

Ah, thank you wise one.

moondust9358 July 20 2005, 15:22:18 UTC

Don't be sad, Audrey. I love you. Hopefully we can hang out soon.

lilaudrey666 July 20 2005, 15:29:03 UTC

I love you too, my schmader. I need human contact sooooooon, so fix your car! Rawr! :P

moondust9358 July 20 2005, 16:56:29 UTC

Well, you could always drive down to my house... But I understand that that may be too much to ask. But if you feel like it, you should.

lilaudrey666 July 20 2005, 21:39:15 UTC

I think that once I did it, driving to your house would be easy. I tried calling you back, but you didn't answer...................

black_raven16 July 20 2005, 17:26:22 UTC

I met a cute guy named Danny and stuff and he is really cool, you should meet him. He's exciting.

lilaudrey666 July 20 2005, 21:39:42 UTC

Oooh, sounds intriguing.

d_flores5150 July 21 2005, 00:10:09 UTC

We're having a sock puppet poetry slam . . .

lilaudrey666 July 21 2005, 04:27:00 UTC

Really? That is so cool! When/where?