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[lilbakht]

My eyes tend to zoom into any article where it says "the public are asked to help find..." because it means there's some psycho runnings around the area. Of course usually the descriptions are deeply unhelpful like "a hispanic man 30-35 and 150-160 lbs."

This time, I'm going to be staring at people's necks. You'd think it would be easy to spot a

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[kb9ysc]

You know... I don't have Manboobs(tm). I just can't picture you being shy, so I'd go with b.

Justa Lil' Vampire!

[lilbakht]

Justa Lil' Vampire!

Grr. Prepare for death by fish. *Whappity whappity whap!*

I can think of worse things. As long as I get to be the Whedon sort and not the historic Slavic sort. And, I guess, if I can get blood by delivery like Chinese food. They can coat the little paper boxes with wax or plastic and have different flavors and textures. Blood gaspacho. Blood with stars. Spicy blood with octopus and noodles.

Mind me not. Long night at work. *Grins showing teeth*

[kb9ysc]

butbutbut that's when lil's the most entertaining!

[lilbakht]

Why do my friends seem to prefer my company when I'm exhausted to the point of insane snark? I mean, that works out for me (*screams and spits and kicks walls and puts on sunglasses to hide the glowing red eyes*), but it's... counterintuitive to say the least.