Grace: I am so angry.
Sophia: just sits there and cries piteously
Grace: The kitten people abandoned us to cadhla!
Sophia: makes plaintive little mewling sounds
Grace: I mean, she gives me food... so she can't be that bad....
Sophia: wails
Grace: But she keeps talking about zombies. I don't know what to make of it. Did the zombies eat our people?
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Sophia: I can't believe you let them do that to you.
Grace: It's not like I had a choice.
Sophia: They took your claws away first, huh?
Grace: Yeah. Under promises of treats. Then they threw me in the water.
Sophia: You looked like such a mangy rat. Even more than usual, I mean.
Grace: I still can't believe it.
Sophia: Well, you were starting ( Read more... )

Sophia: Well, it's settled. I'm the prettyest.
Grace: If by "prettyest" you mean "scrawnyest," yes, I agree completely.
Sophia: Hmph! I smell like BPAL.
Grace: You do?
Sophia: I do. Because I am the prettyest and everyone knows it!
Grace: (dubious) You mean because someone had BPAL on their hands and scritched you.
Sophia: It's not my fault I ( Read more... )

Grace: yawn I think today I'll be a lump.
Sophia: You can't be a lump today!
Grace: And why not? I like being a lump. Especially in the sunshine.
Sophia: It's the kitten mommy's birthday!
Grace: Oh, that's right! I wonder what she'll do.
Sophia: Probably some more of those weird people things. Hopefully not the loud thing though.
Grace: Maybe I ( Read more... )

Sophia: Everyone says we need to update our journal more.
Grace: That's what I keep saying too! But the kitten daddy has been trying to keep us away from the keyboard.
Sophia: I don't get it. Also, I climbed a tree.
Grace: And then you got onto the roof and got terrified and the kitten daddy had to come rescue you.
Sophia: But I got to ride in ( Read more... )

Sophia: Ohmygod! Grace!
Grace: You mangy cur.
Sophia: What?! Where did you go? The kitten daddy put you in the box and took you away!
Grace: I went to see the vet, you wretched furball.
Sophia: Oh. Why?
Grace: Have you not noticed this large weeping leprous lesion on my neck?!
Sophia: Well, I always knew that I was the prettyest. ...ohmygod. ( Read more... )

Grace: (preening) I got to go on an adventure!
Sophia: ...how'd you do that?
Grace: I got to go sit in the back yard!
Sophia: Yes, yes, I saw you sitting out there, and you about gave aiglet a heart attack when she went out on the deck for a cigarette and saw you on the back stairs.
Grace: But I was in the back yard!
Sophia: How did you get out there, ( Read more... )

Grace: We had a people come to visit us!
Sophia: She was warm and snuggly and good to sleep on.
Grace: Yep! But now she is gone.
Sophia: Darn. Now I will have to stop tunneling under the sleeping bag on the couch. It was so good to tunnel in!
Grace: Yes, but I kept falling off.
Sophia: It's not my fault that you have a low dexterity score and ( Read more... )

Sophia: Hee hee.
Grace: Sophia you ignorant slut.
Sophia: I found a good spot.
Grace: You stupid cat, your people thought you got lost outside.
Sophia: It was so nice and cozy back behind the drawers.
Grace: Sophie, they took me outside to help find you.
Sophia: ...really?
Grace: Yes. With freeze-dried chicken bits.
Sophia: Well, they should have ( Read more... )

Grace: Sophie, they're holding out on us.
Sophia: Hmm? I don't know what you're talking about.
Grace: The kitten mommy isn't following the rules.
Sophia: Oh, you're just jealous because I stole your spot on the bed. It's a nice warm spot, too...I think I'll stay here all day.
Grace: No, no. Do you know what's in the refrigerator?
Sophia: Uhm... ( Read more... )