Puppy CV

[lilbrigid]

I just read comments in a completely ridiculous and unrelated community post. In it, someone joked about giving their pets' resumes to anyone interested. It got me to thinking about what would go on my little Sully's CV. This is just a rough draft:

Sully Vance
Objectives: To sleep as much as possible and eat cream cheese.
Education: Home-schooled

Comments

[lbangs]

Yup, that's about it!

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs

[ext_91032]

Scout used to have a business card. It read, in part:

SCOUT PRIDDY-WARNICK
Exterminator, demolition coordinator, home security specialist

Invariably, people were more interested in Scout's card than mine. Go figure....