import canonReview(ACT 3, ACT 4);
ACT 3==>
# {
Enter name.
Wake up!
Retrieve arms from...
Drop pumpkin on Farmstink.
Read note.
Try again.
==>
Examine room.
[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue flute.
Jade: Set modus.
Jade: Select Memory.
Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants.
==>
==>
Jade: Consult colorful reminders.
Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you.
Jade: Exit this room.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue something.
==>
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom.
==>
Jade: Ascend.
==>
Jade: Explore the other half of your room!
==>
Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall.
Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it.
==>
Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again.
Jade: Pick up your toys!
Jade: Organize all your dolls.
Jade: Change wardrobifier setting.
Jade: Look out window.
Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.
Jade: Open chest.
Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.
Jade: Feed your friend.
==>
==>
Try again.
Take another crack at this.
Ok, one more time.
==>
Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh.
==>
Jade: Press the steak button.
==>
Jade: Lightly irradiate steak.
==>
Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed.
==>
[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.
Jade: Captchalogue bass.
Jade: Open lunchtop.
Jade: Get down to business.
Jade: Activate Pesterchum.
Jade: Pester John. {
[GG]: helloooooo?? // Pester attempt previously shown here.
}
Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap.
==> {
[TG] at 2009-04-12 -- 23:14 : youre asleep again arent you
}
[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!
Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com {
END INTERMISSION
[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031
}
==>
Jade: Pester Dave. {
[GG]: so have you talked to john today??? // This pesterlog ensues.
}
...
==>
Jade: Pester Rose. {
[GG]: you will lose your internet connection soon!!!!!
}
...
Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again.
==>
[S] Jade: Descend.
...
Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go.
Jade: Proceed.
Jade: Keep going.
Jade: Don't stop.
==>
Jade: Complete your descent.
==>
==>
Jade: Answer. { [CG]: HI AGAIN, IDIOT. }
...
==>
Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon.
Jade: Arm yourself.
Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa.
==>
==>
Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide.
...
==>
Jade: Abscond.
}
#Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet. {
==>
==>
Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive.
}
#[S] Jade: Retrieve package. {
==>
==>
==>
}
#Jade: Dream. {
Jade: Dream.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance
Jade: Quick! Get into bed!
Jade: Realize you can fly!
Jade: Open the Package.
==>
Months in the past... {
==> {
[GT]: hey, happy birthday jade!
}
}
...
[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.
Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE
Jade: Go explore the golden city.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Go and make a new friend.
==>
==>
==>
WV: Eat letter and envelope.(); // Letter and present from Jade.
Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower.
Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower.
==>
==>
==>
}
# {
[S] Jade: Pester John. {
[GG]: john did you get my package?? // This pesterlog ensues.
[GG]: i went to investigate the explosion i heard // This, too.
}
...
==> {
[GG]: how is your adventure going john? // This pesterlog ensues.
}
}
# {
Jade: Update colorful reminders.
==>
Jade: Grab your harpoon gun.
Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors.
==>
==>
...
Jade: Place present on monument.
==>
==>
==>
==>
WV: Eat letter and envelope. {
WV: Look behind you!
WV: Read letter.
==>
WV: Give present! Hooray!!!
...
PM: Read the letter.
==>
==>
PM: Read the next step of the letter.
}
...
Years in the past... {
==>
==>
==>
==>
==> { // Jade gets a birthday present from future John.
dear jade, // Included is also a letter.
}
==>
}
...
Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads.
==>
==>
...
[S] Enter
}
END OF ACT 3
ACT 4==>
#In the mystic ruins of an era pre-desecration... {
Jade: Take the discs.
Jade: Switch to Jenga modus.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Switch to Pictionary modus.
Jade: Try out new Pictionary modus.
Jade: Draw Lunchtop.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue the beta.
Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!
==>
==>
Jade: Draw pumpkin.
==>
==>
Jade: Get the rest of your items.
Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image.
==>
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Install Beta.
Jade: Pester chums.
John: Pester Rose. { [GG]: oh and also get your package!!!!!! :) }
...
Dave: Pester Rose. { [GG]: so now it is my turn to be the star! }
...
Jade: Deploy alchemiter.
Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in Dave's room. {
[GG]: these darn birds are in the way! }
Jade: Move Dave's bed to the roof.
Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in its place.
Jade: Replace television with totem lathe.
Jade: Organize Dave's puppets.
Jade: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little.
==> { [GG]: oh fuck!!!!!! }
...
Jade: Drop the toilet in Dave's room.
==>
==> { [TG]: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen }
==> { [GG]: stop being a huge baby and go peeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! }
...
Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower. {
[GG]: i am going to help the poor bird }
Jade: Retrieve Dave's copy of Sburb and the impaled crow.
Jade: Put something weird in the seizure kernel.
==> { [TG]: we need to wake you up }
Jade: Wake up. { [TG]: just kind of swat the air to your left }
==>
...
Jade: Give Dave punch card of an eggy loking thign [sic].
Dave: Pester Jade. {
[TG]: i was worried we were on the verge of getting some shit done }
...
==> {
[TG]: the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass }
...
Jade: Deploy Punch Designix.
Jade: Check unknown objects. {
[GG]: i cant buy the holopad thingy and the intellibeam laserstation }
Jade: Deploy green and white compact disc. {
[TG]: what should i do with these beta copies }
...
Jade: Deploy circuit board looking thingy.
==>
==>
Jade: Attempt to deploy catchalogue disk drive.
...
Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound... {
return hey, happy birthday jade!;
[CG]: WAIT GOD DAMMIT DON'T BLOCK ME.
...
==> // Jade receives a package from her pen-pal.
}
...
Jade: Draw the punch designix.
==>
Jade: Send the code to Dave. { [GG]: dave here punch this code! }
Dave: Punch code and put it in the jumper shunty thing. {
[TG]: so i guess this is just a built in designix }
Jade: Draw the holopad.
==>
Dave: Upgrade alchemiter with holopad.
Jade: Draw the totem lathe.
Jade: Draw the jumper block.
Dave: Upgrade.
Jade: Draw the intellibeam laserstation.
==>
Dave: Captchalogue enlarger.
Dave: Upgrade.
Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof.
Dave: Make air conditioner unit.
...
Rose: Pester Jade. {
[TT]: Ok. How do I wake up?
do thisPesterlog();
}
==> {
[TT]: He's not answering.
[GG]: he made me promise not to bug him while im asleep!
do thisPesterlog();
}
}
#AH: Recap first year of Homestuck.;
#Jade: Build. {
==>
==>
}
#create Paradox() {
==> // John creates ectobiological paradox-slime babies.
...
char Hass "The Flame" Harley = Jade's Grandpa {
AR?: Examine equipment.
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
AR?: Fast forward.
}
...
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
END OF ACT 4
==> // PSYCHE.
}
#Jade: Get trolled by [AT] {
[AT]: jADE, hI, iS YOUR ROBOT NEARBY,
}
# {
[S] Descend.
==>
}
END OF ACT 4
# {
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
...
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
==>
==>
==>
John! // Letter from Jade's pen-pal.
==>
dear john, // Letter from Jade.
...
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
...
==>
...
==>
...
/* Hours in the future... and then years... */
==>
==>
==>
==>
}
#Recap 2();
# {
Enter name.
Wake up!
Retrieve arms from...
Drop pumpkin on Farmstink.
Read note.
Try again.
==>
Examine room.
[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue flute.
Jade: Set modus.
Jade: Select Memory.
Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants.
==>
==>
Jade: Consult colorful reminders.
Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you.
Jade: Exit this room.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue something.
==>
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom.
==>
Jade: Ascend.
==>
Jade: Explore the other half of your room!
==>
Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall.
Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it.
==>
Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again.
Jade: Pick up your toys!
Jade: Organize all your dolls.
Jade: Change wardrobifier setting.
Jade: Look out window.
Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.
Jade: Open chest.
Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.
Jade: Feed your friend.
==>
==>
Try again.
Take another crack at this.
Ok, one more time.
==>
Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh.
==>
Jade: Press the steak button.
==>
Jade: Lightly irradiate steak.
==>
Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed.
==>
[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.
Jade: Captchalogue bass.
Jade: Open lunchtop.
Jade: Get down to business.
Jade: Activate Pesterchum.
Jade: Pester John. {
[GG]: helloooooo?? // Pester attempt previously shown here.
}
Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap.
==> {
[TG] at 2009-04-12 -- 23:14 : youre asleep again arent you
}
[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!
Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com {
END INTERMISSION
[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031
}
==>
Jade: Pester Dave. {
[GG]: so have you talked to john today??? // This pesterlog ensues.
}
...
==>
Jade: Pester Rose. {
[GG]: you will lose your internet connection soon!!!!!
}
...
Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again.
==>
[S] Jade: Descend.
...
Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go.
Jade: Proceed.
Jade: Keep going.
Jade: Don't stop.
==>
Jade: Complete your descent.
==>
==>
Jade: Answer. { [CG]: HI AGAIN, IDIOT. }
...
==>
Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon.
Jade: Arm yourself.
Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa.
==>
==>
Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide.
...
==>
Jade: Abscond.
}
#Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet. {
==>
==>
Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive.
}
#[S] Jade: Retrieve package. {
==>
==>
==>
}
#Jade: Dream. {
Jade: Dream.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance
Jade: Quick! Get into bed!
Jade: Realize you can fly!
Jade: Open the Package.
==>
Months in the past... {
==> {
[GT]: hey, happy birthday jade!
}
}
...
[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.
Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE
Jade: Go explore the golden city.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Go and make a new friend.
==>
==>
==>
WV: Eat letter and envelope.(); // Letter and present from Jade.
Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower.
Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower.
==>
==>
==>
}
# {
[S] Jade: Pester John. {
[GG]: john did you get my package?? // This pesterlog ensues.
[GG]: i went to investigate the explosion i heard // This, too.
}
...
==> {
[GG]: how is your adventure going john? // This pesterlog ensues.
}
}
# {
Jade: Update colorful reminders.
==>
Jade: Grab your harpoon gun.
Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors.
==>
==>
...
Jade: Place present on monument.
==>
==>
==>
==>
WV: Eat letter and envelope. {
WV: Look behind you!
WV: Read letter.
==>
WV: Give present! Hooray!!!
...
PM: Read the letter.
==>
==>
PM: Read the next step of the letter.
}
...
Years in the past... {
==>
==>
==>
==>
==> { // Jade gets a birthday present from future John.
dear jade, // Included is also a letter.
}
==>
}
...
Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads.
==>
==>
...
[S] Enter
}
END OF ACT 3
ACT 4==>
#In the mystic ruins of an era pre-desecration... {
Jade: Take the discs.
Jade: Switch to Jenga modus.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Switch to Pictionary modus.
Jade: Try out new Pictionary modus.
Jade: Draw Lunchtop.
==>
Jade: Captchalogue the beta.
Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!
==>
==>
Jade: Draw pumpkin.
==>
==>
Jade: Get the rest of your items.
Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image.
==>
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Install Beta.
Jade: Pester chums.
John: Pester Rose. { [GG]: oh and also get your package!!!!!! :) }
...
Dave: Pester Rose. { [GG]: so now it is my turn to be the star! }
...
Jade: Deploy alchemiter.
Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in Dave's room. {
[GG]: these darn birds are in the way! }
Jade: Move Dave's bed to the roof.
Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in its place.
Jade: Replace television with totem lathe.
Jade: Organize Dave's puppets.
Jade: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little.
==> { [GG]: oh fuck!!!!!! }
...
Jade: Drop the toilet in Dave's room.
==>
==> { [TG]: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen }
==> { [GG]: stop being a huge baby and go peeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! }
...
Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower. {
[GG]: i am going to help the poor bird }
Jade: Retrieve Dave's copy of Sburb and the impaled crow.
Jade: Put something weird in the seizure kernel.
==> { [TG]: we need to wake you up }
Jade: Wake up. { [TG]: just kind of swat the air to your left }
==>
...
Jade: Give Dave punch card of an eggy loking thign [sic].
Dave: Pester Jade. {
[TG]: i was worried we were on the verge of getting some shit done }
...
==> {
[TG]: the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass }
...
Jade: Deploy Punch Designix.
Jade: Check unknown objects. {
[GG]: i cant buy the holopad thingy and the intellibeam laserstation }
Jade: Deploy green and white compact disc. {
[TG]: what should i do with these beta copies }
...
Jade: Deploy circuit board looking thingy.
==>
==>
Jade: Attempt to deploy catchalogue disk drive.
...
Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound... {
return hey, happy birthday jade!;
[CG]: WAIT GOD DAMMIT DON'T BLOCK ME.
...
==> // Jade receives a package from her pen-pal.
}
...
Jade: Draw the punch designix.
==>
Jade: Send the code to Dave. { [GG]: dave here punch this code! }
Dave: Punch code and put it in the jumper shunty thing. {
[TG]: so i guess this is just a built in designix }
Jade: Draw the holopad.
==>
Dave: Upgrade alchemiter with holopad.
Jade: Draw the totem lathe.
Jade: Draw the jumper block.
Dave: Upgrade.
Jade: Draw the intellibeam laserstation.
==>
Dave: Captchalogue enlarger.
Dave: Upgrade.
Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof.
Dave: Make air conditioner unit.
...
Rose: Pester Jade. {
[TT]: Ok. How do I wake up?
do thisPesterlog();
}
==> {
[TT]: He's not answering.
[GG]: he made me promise not to bug him while im asleep!
do thisPesterlog();
}
}
#AH: Recap first year of Homestuck.;
#Jade: Build. {
==>
==>
}
#create Paradox() {
==> // John creates ectobiological paradox-slime babies.
...
char Hass "The Flame" Harley = Jade's Grandpa {
AR?: Examine equipment.
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
AR?: Fast forward.
}
...
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
END OF ACT 4
==> // PSYCHE.
}
#Jade: Get trolled by [AT] {
[AT]: jADE, hI, iS YOUR ROBOT NEARBY,
}
# {
[S] Descend.
==>
}
END OF ACT 4
# {
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
...
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
==>
==>
==>
John! // Letter from Jade's pen-pal.
==>
dear john, // Letter from Jade.
...
/* Hours in the future... the recent past is recalled... */
==>
...
==>
...
==>
...
/* Hours in the future... and then years... */
==>
==>
==>
==>
}
#Recap 2();