import canonReview(ACT 5 ACT 2);
ACT 5 ACT 1==>
ACT 5 ACT 2==>
# {
==>
Jade: Land already.
==>
...
John: Connect to Jade.
...
[S] Jade: Wake up.
==>
Jade: Answer. {
[CC]: C)(ill out, Jade. I am just following up on w)(at I told you earlier. }
Jade: Pester Karkat. { [GG]: ok, my robot exploded }
Karkat: Open memo. {
[FCG]: WE ARE JUST THE DUMBEST FUCKERS WHO EVER LIVED AREN'T WE.
[CCG]: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
}
Jade: Consult reminders.
Jade: Remove reminders.
==>
==>
Jade: Head home.
...
==>
...
Jade: Go inside. {
[GG]: yes, but that was not prospit. that was its moon which was severed by the crazy derse agent }
John: Open cruxtruder.
==> { [EB]: oh fuck! }
==>
==> { [EB]: what do we do about prototyping? }
...
Jade: Proceed to stairwell. { [EB]: what is this thing, anyway?? }
John: Yank monster off of thing.
==> { [EB]: i am making such a fucking mess in here. }
Jade: Go upstairs. { [GG]: john, try to be more careful! }
...
Jade: Examine punched card.
Jade: Carve totem.
Jade: Pester Dave. {
[GG]: i am about to make my entry item, and its a little confusing }
...
John: Pester Jade.
...
[S] Jade: Enter.
}
# {
[S] ==> // Land of Frost and Frogs
==>
==>
Jade: Answer. {
[CC]: I'm not )(ere to give you a )(ard time like my buddies )(ave been. }
==> { [GG]: i do remember this conversation }
==> {
[CC]: Remember how I woke up and then messaged you? You had just hand a bad dream! }
==> { [CC]: I'M D------EAD! }
Jade: Wake up again.
==>
Jade: Get out of bed.
Jade: Pester John.
Jade: Climb.
Jade: Turn around.
[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Level up!
Jade: Thank best friend. { [JADE]: can you talk now? }
==>
==>
#Greetings. {
==>
Don't I know you?
==>
==>
}
}
# {
Jade: Return.
==> { [JADE]: where is everything? all the globes and houseguests... }
Jade: Go upstairs.
Jade: Retrieve lunchtop.
Jade: Answer Dave. { [TG]: welcome to the medium finally i guess }
==> { [TG]: deploy the intellibeam laserstation }
Jade: Deploy laserstation. { [TG]: it reads captcha codes }
Dave: Eject disc. { [TG]: im duplicating my server disc }
Dave: Scan. { [TG]: nah i told you were not bothering john }
Dave: Read code. {
[TG]: i just figured when the time came to sort it out the right thing to do would be obvious }
Dave: Duplicate disc. { [TG]: i will be your server }
Jade: Go downstairs. {
[TG]: ill give you some codes and you can punch cards and slip em into jumper blocks }
Dave: Deploy and upgrade. { [GG]: yaaaaaaaaaaaay! }
Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO.
...
==>
Jade: Answer fairy god troll. { [AT]: tO COMMUNE WITH YOUR LUSUS, }
==> { [AT]: bUT FOR YOU IT WAS VERY LONG AGO, }
==> {
[AT]: oF EXACTLY WHY WIGGLERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DUAL WIELD FLINTLOCK PISTOLS, }
==> { [AT]: sO, i DID THE LIBERTY OF COMMUNING WITH YOUR LUSUS, }
==> {
[AT]: aND REROUTE THE PROJECTILE AWAY FROM THE PATH THAT WOULD HAVE HARMED YOU, }
==> {
[AT]: tHE SMALL MISSILE WAS REDIRECTED INTO THE SENIOR INTERLOPER'S CHEST, }
==> {
[GG]: that wasnt a senior interloper, im pretty sure youre talking about my grandpa!!! }
==> { [GG]: why do you want to commune with bec again? }
==> {
[AT]: mAYBE THE BEST GUY WOULD JUST KNOW HE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL, aND WOULD DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, aND EVERYONE ELSE'S, }
==>
...
==>
==>
...
Jade: Prepare for imminent windfall.
==>
shit. lets be santa { [TG]: now draw the conksuckiest boot you ever drew }
Jade: Draw conksuck boot. { [TG]: its the conksuckiest piece of fucking shit that ever still somehow qualified as a boot }
Jade: Deck halls.
Jade: Alchemize.
Jade: Make earmuffs.
Jade: Just draw some earmuffs.
Jade: Combine earmuffs and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine Johnny 5 and lunchtop.
==>
Jade: Combine Iron Man armor and outfit.
==>
Jade: Combine one of grandpa's beauties and outfit.
==>
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball.
==>
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball.
Jade: Combine crystal ball glasses.
Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine furry trophy, lunchtop, and shirt/shoes.
Jade: Combine Dave's Midnight Crew poster and rifle.
Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and squiddle.
==>
Jade: Sketch particle accelerator.
Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and particle accelerator
==>
Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and outfit.
Jade: Combine green sun bedsheets and girl's best friend.
Jade: Combine dress of eclectic, Felt poster, and 8 ball.
Jade: Combine mecha, streetsweeper, and iron suit.
==>
Jade: Combine Dutton and sooth specs.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Answer this douche bag. {
[CA]: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already }
Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit. {
[CA]: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship }
Jade: Throw LPOS outside with the trash.
...
Jade: Employ junior compu-sooth spectagoggles.
Jade: View John.
Jade: View Rose.
==>
Jade: View Dave.
Jade: View Davesprite.
==>
Jade: View missing Dave.
Jade: Pester a Dave. { [GG]: any dave out there please listen! }
Jade: Do what you're about to do.
Jade: Pester Tavros. { [GG]: i was thinking about your plan }
==>
Jade: Go upstairs to laboratory.
Jade: Summon dog.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Say hello. { [JADE]: can you talk? }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: what did you do... }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: what did you do??? }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: WHAT DID YOU DO?????? }
==>
Elsewhere...
==>
Lab: Drop.
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
}
#Recap 3.();
# {
==> { [JADESPRITE]: boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: i was happy where i was with my friends }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: and i was so lonely, but i finally got over it when i met my friends..... }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: why are you doing this to me, why are you making me remember }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: are you crazy? do i look like i am ready to fight anybody??????? }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: aaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==>
==>
Jade: Answer patron troll. {
[CG]: PLEASE STOP WEEPING WITH AND OR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SELF PROTOTYPED LUSUSPRITE }
==> {
[CG]: IF I RECALL, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO FROM EITHER OF OUR PERSPECTIVES THAT YOU WERE RIPPING ON ME AND MY SMUG WINDBAG FUTURE SELF FOR ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER }
==> {
[CG]: HE, BEING ME, RIGHT NOW, IS OWNING UP TO WHAT A FUCKING RETARD PAST ME WAS, AND CONTINUES TO BE. }
==> {
[CG]: SO ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THAT, MY ROLE AT THE MOMENT IS TO ACT AS A SORT OF GO BETWEEN FOR YOU AND YOUR FUTURE SELF }
Jade: Examine 4th wall.
Jade: Turn it off.
}
# {
Kanaya: Contact future Jade. {
[GA]: Why Are You Demanding Passwords From Me And Also Apparently Karkat }
Kanaya: Contact past Jade.
==> {
[GA]: Past You Is Much Less Of A Taskmaster Than Future You Or Pre Blackout Rose }
==> { [GA]: Though It Should Be }
==> {
[GA]: I Had Imagined I Would Hatch The New Grub On A Planet In Your Universe }
==> {
[GA]: There Is No Reason A Meteor Couldnt Act As The Center Of Our Races Resurrection }
==> {
[GA]: I Cant Imagine How You Can Complete The Objective In The Time Given }
Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus.
Jade: Examine. {
[GA]: I Didnt Mean To Suggest Your Breeding Duties Involved Cloning Humans }
==> {
[GA]: Then You Can Start Hunting For Frogs To Appearify From Around Your World }
Dave: Deploy terminal.
==> {
[GA]: I Think The Event Is Designed To Trigger Drastic Planetary Upheaval Wherever The Forge Is Stationed }
Jade: Appearify frog. {
[GA]: The Problem Is That You Were Able To Appearify It At All }
Jade: Search for a new frog. {
[GA]: When You Travel To Interact With Your Cloned Subjects You Are Also Taking The Opportunity To Explore And Discover New Habitats }
Jade: Clone frog. {
[GA]: Youll Need Somewhere To Keep Them While They Grow }
Jade: Give him a home. {
[GA]: Your Objective Is To Breed The Genesis Frog }
==> { [GA]: Your Entire Mission Depends On Breeding Him }
==> { [GA]: He Is The Universe That You Are Trying To Create }
}
# {
John: Pester Jade. {
[EB]: sorry i disappeared after you entered the game... }
==> { [EB]: no, he is neither a chauffeur, nor a familiar... }
==> { [EB]: i was sort of tricked into sleeping on my quest bed. }
==> { [EB]: he has the queen's ring! }
==> { [EB]: i already know you are totally into the strider anyway. }
}
#Jack: Suppress thoughts of unfathomable Snausages. {
==>
==>
}
# {
==> { [GG]: ummmmmm hey guys i hope im not interrupting!!! }
==> { [GG]: its ok! i can take another nap later when you guys arent busy... }
==> { [AA]: we will let the memories lead the way }
==> { [AA]: everybody hide and try not to spoil it for her until she remembers! }
==> { [TA]: s0 we d0n't have to0 hide anym0re? }
==> { [GA]: Yeah Im Still Not Sure Aradia Are We Supposed To Be Role Playing }
==> { [GG]: guys why do you have daves puppet? }
==> { [AT]: iT'S ONE THAT'S NOT AS GREAT AS MOST, }
==> { [AA]: an incomplete fragment consisting of four symbols }
==> { [AA]: i would write the other }
==> { [AA]: completing the phrase of legend }
==> { [AA]: there was another half by scourge in two parts }
==> { [AA]: and the other }
==> { [AA]: not exactly }
==> { [AA]: there was another fragment }
==> { [AA]: it came from a timeline not meant to happen }
==> { [AA]: i believed the fragment was gibberish from a lunatic }
==> { [AA]: and discovered the text which the code was recorded in }
}
# {
Rose: Answer. { [GG]: oh no no i dont blame you for not responding! }
==>
==> { [GG]: now we have all lost guardians }
...
==> { [GG]: john? }
==> { [GG]: oh god please dont tell me your computer was in the wallet you just gave that guy..... }
}
#initiate Header {
[o] There.
[o] I am a wonderful chaperone as well as an excellent host.
[S] [o] Tick. Tock. Tick...
[o] Slick, I can tolerate many things from a guest.
[o] Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette.
[o] BREAK.
[o] HEADS.
[o] And so on.
[o] You let me down, Slick. // FRAYMOTIF: ADAGIO REDSHIFT
[o] I thought I could rely on you of all people.
[o] To do what it is you do best.
[o] You are not supposed to kiss her, Mr. Noir.
[o] Now leave, and never darken my door again.
[o] Will you look at this mess.
…
[o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy. {
[o] // Jadesprite
[o] ==>
[o] ==> { JADESPRITE: dave? }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: hey }
}
[o] Try to make sense of this mess yourself. {
[o] { DAVESPRITE: i turned into a bird and got in a fight }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i had no idea how the denizens worked at all }
}
[o] Oh, wonderful. Another interruption. {
[o] { DAVESPRITE: he wasnt actually trying to kill me he was giving me the choice }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i dont know what the choice is when you face him the way youre supposed to }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i mean not to sound condescending or anything but its got to be like borderline omnipotence pretty much }
[o] ==>
[o] ==>
...
[o] { [CG]: CAN WE JUST TALK NOW }
[o] ==> { [CG]: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT SHIT SPOILED FROM THE FUTURE THOUGH. }
}
[o] ==> {
[o] { [CG]: DON'T TRUST HIM JADE, I'M TELLING YOU. HE IS A STAB HAPPY PLANET EXPLODING ASSHOLE. }
[o] ==> { [CG]: WAIT, DID HE FOLLOW YOU INTO THE PALACE TOO JUST NOW? }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: I Recommended She Return To Her Denizen For Advice }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: Trust Me That This Was And Still Is A Very Important Thing For You To Have Done And Still Do }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: What Were Her Terms You Never Did Tell Me }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: and found myself by the lagoon surrounding the ruins }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: when i saw something appear on a lily pad }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: it hopped over to me and i picked it up }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: it died }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: later my grandpa made a robot for me to help me with my sleep walking }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: i have to bring them all with us }
}
[o] ==> { // Karkat monologue
[o] { [PCG]: ARE YOU STILL RESPONDING TO THIS MEMO? }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: PCG: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WRONG THIS TIME }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WRONG THIS TIME }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I WAS ALWAYS IN SUCH A HURRY TO WIN, I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO DO WHAT WAS NECESSARY. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN AT THE END OF OUR TIMELINES. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: ECTOBIOLOGY IS A TOUCHY THING. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING THE GENETIC CODE FOR AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: OUR GENESIS FROG NEEDED THE GENES FROM THAT FINAL FROG. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: BUT BECAUSE I WAS IN TOO MUCH OF A HURRY TO DO THE JOB RIGHT }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: HE'S MISSING A CRITICAL SEQUENCE IN HIS DNA. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: SO WHEN WE MADE HIM, AND WATCHED HIM GROW IN THE MIDDLE OF SKAIA }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: AND AFTER ALL THE FIREWORKS AND FANFARE FROM THE VAST CROAK HAD SUBSIDED }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I KIND OF FELT LIKE HE DIDN'T LOOK SO GOOD. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: LIKE HE WAS SICK. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: SORRY. }
}
[o] ==> {
[o] { [PCG]: ITS DEFECTIVE GENES PROBABLY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR SESSION TO BE SUCCESSFUL }
[o ==>] { [PCG]: THE CANCER TOOK A SPECIFIC FORM, LIKE A COMPLICATED SERIES OF TERRIBLE EVENTS RATHER THAN FAULTY CELL DIVISION }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: AND UNLIKE A NORMAL DISEASE, IT WOULDN'T GRADUALLY KILL ITS HOST FROM WITHIN }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: JACK WAS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE DISEASE ALL ALONG. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: NOIR IS THE CANCER. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: IT'S HIM. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: THAT'S THE END OF HOW EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT COMPLETELY, AND I'M GARBAGE. }
}
}
#Insert disc 2.();
# {
=> {
== { [GG]: theres something coming down... }
= => { [GG]: its hard to make out }
< = { [GG]: shaving cream? }
= > { [GG]: its like }
= >= <<
> > == =
> > == =
= <> >
}
}
#[S] Cascade.();
END OF ACT 5
ACT 5 ACT 2==>
# {
==>
Jade: Land already.
==>
...
John: Connect to Jade.
...
[S] Jade: Wake up.
==>
Jade: Answer. {
[CC]: C)(ill out, Jade. I am just following up on w)(at I told you earlier. }
Jade: Pester Karkat. { [GG]: ok, my robot exploded }
Karkat: Open memo. {
[FCG]: WE ARE JUST THE DUMBEST FUCKERS WHO EVER LIVED AREN'T WE.
[CCG]: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
}
Jade: Consult reminders.
Jade: Remove reminders.
==>
==>
Jade: Head home.
...
==>
...
Jade: Go inside. {
[GG]: yes, but that was not prospit. that was its moon which was severed by the crazy derse agent }
John: Open cruxtruder.
==> { [EB]: oh fuck! }
==>
==> { [EB]: what do we do about prototyping? }
...
Jade: Proceed to stairwell. { [EB]: what is this thing, anyway?? }
John: Yank monster off of thing.
==> { [EB]: i am making such a fucking mess in here. }
Jade: Go upstairs. { [GG]: john, try to be more careful! }
...
Jade: Examine punched card.
Jade: Carve totem.
Jade: Pester Dave. {
[GG]: i am about to make my entry item, and its a little confusing }
...
John: Pester Jade.
...
[S] Jade: Enter.
}
# {
[S] ==> // Land of Frost and Frogs
==>
==>
Jade: Answer. {
[CC]: I'm not )(ere to give you a )(ard time like my buddies )(ave been. }
==> { [GG]: i do remember this conversation }
==> {
[CC]: Remember how I woke up and then messaged you? You had just hand a bad dream! }
==> { [CC]: I'M D------EAD! }
Jade: Wake up again.
==>
Jade: Get out of bed.
Jade: Pester John.
Jade: Climb.
Jade: Turn around.
[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Level up!
Jade: Thank best friend. { [JADE]: can you talk now? }
==>
==>
#Greetings. {
==>
Don't I know you?
==>
==>
}
}
# {
Jade: Return.
==> { [JADE]: where is everything? all the globes and houseguests... }
Jade: Go upstairs.
Jade: Retrieve lunchtop.
Jade: Answer Dave. { [TG]: welcome to the medium finally i guess }
==> { [TG]: deploy the intellibeam laserstation }
Jade: Deploy laserstation. { [TG]: it reads captcha codes }
Dave: Eject disc. { [TG]: im duplicating my server disc }
Dave: Scan. { [TG]: nah i told you were not bothering john }
Dave: Read code. {
[TG]: i just figured when the time came to sort it out the right thing to do would be obvious }
Dave: Duplicate disc. { [TG]: i will be your server }
Jade: Go downstairs. {
[TG]: ill give you some codes and you can punch cards and slip em into jumper blocks }
Dave: Deploy and upgrade. { [GG]: yaaaaaaaaaaaay! }
Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO.
...
==>
Jade: Answer fairy god troll. { [AT]: tO COMMUNE WITH YOUR LUSUS, }
==> { [AT]: bUT FOR YOU IT WAS VERY LONG AGO, }
==> {
[AT]: oF EXACTLY WHY WIGGLERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DUAL WIELD FLINTLOCK PISTOLS, }
==> { [AT]: sO, i DID THE LIBERTY OF COMMUNING WITH YOUR LUSUS, }
==> {
[AT]: aND REROUTE THE PROJECTILE AWAY FROM THE PATH THAT WOULD HAVE HARMED YOU, }
==> {
[AT]: tHE SMALL MISSILE WAS REDIRECTED INTO THE SENIOR INTERLOPER'S CHEST, }
==> {
[GG]: that wasnt a senior interloper, im pretty sure youre talking about my grandpa!!! }
==> { [GG]: why do you want to commune with bec again? }
==> {
[AT]: mAYBE THE BEST GUY WOULD JUST KNOW HE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL, aND WOULD DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, aND EVERYONE ELSE'S, }
==>
...
==>
==>
...
Jade: Prepare for imminent windfall.
==>
shit. lets be santa { [TG]: now draw the conksuckiest boot you ever drew }
Jade: Draw conksuck boot. { [TG]: its the conksuckiest piece of fucking shit that ever still somehow qualified as a boot }
Jade: Deck halls.
Jade: Alchemize.
Jade: Make earmuffs.
Jade: Just draw some earmuffs.
Jade: Combine earmuffs and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine Johnny 5 and lunchtop.
==>
Jade: Combine Iron Man armor and outfit.
==>
Jade: Combine one of grandpa's beauties and outfit.
==>
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball.
==>
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball.
Jade: Combine crystal ball glasses.
Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine furry trophy, lunchtop, and shirt/shoes.
Jade: Combine Dave's Midnight Crew poster and rifle.
Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and squiddle.
==>
Jade: Sketch particle accelerator.
Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and particle accelerator
==>
Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and outfit.
Jade: Combine green sun bedsheets and girl's best friend.
Jade: Combine dress of eclectic, Felt poster, and 8 ball.
Jade: Combine mecha, streetsweeper, and iron suit.
==>
Jade: Combine Dutton and sooth specs.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Answer this douche bag. {
[CA]: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already }
Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit. {
[CA]: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship }
Jade: Throw LPOS outside with the trash.
...
Jade: Employ junior compu-sooth spectagoggles.
Jade: View John.
Jade: View Rose.
==>
Jade: View Dave.
Jade: View Davesprite.
==>
Jade: View missing Dave.
Jade: Pester a Dave. { [GG]: any dave out there please listen! }
Jade: Do what you're about to do.
Jade: Pester Tavros. { [GG]: i was thinking about your plan }
==>
Jade: Go upstairs to laboratory.
Jade: Summon dog.
==>
==>
==>
Jade: Say hello. { [JADE]: can you talk? }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: what did you do... }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: what did you do??? }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: WHAT DID YOU DO?????? }
==>
Elsewhere...
==>
Lab: Drop.
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
==>
}
#Recap 3.();
# {
==> { [JADESPRITE]: boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: i was happy where i was with my friends }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: and i was so lonely, but i finally got over it when i met my friends..... }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: why are you doing this to me, why are you making me remember }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: are you crazy? do i look like i am ready to fight anybody??????? }
==> {
[JADESPRITE]: aaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==> { [JADESPRITE]: BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO }
==>
==>
Jade: Answer patron troll. {
[CG]: PLEASE STOP WEEPING WITH AND OR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SELF PROTOTYPED LUSUSPRITE }
==> {
[CG]: IF I RECALL, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO FROM EITHER OF OUR PERSPECTIVES THAT YOU WERE RIPPING ON ME AND MY SMUG WINDBAG FUTURE SELF FOR ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER }
==> {
[CG]: HE, BEING ME, RIGHT NOW, IS OWNING UP TO WHAT A FUCKING RETARD PAST ME WAS, AND CONTINUES TO BE. }
==> {
[CG]: SO ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THAT, MY ROLE AT THE MOMENT IS TO ACT AS A SORT OF GO BETWEEN FOR YOU AND YOUR FUTURE SELF }
Jade: Examine 4th wall.
Jade: Turn it off.
}
# {
Kanaya: Contact future Jade. {
[GA]: Why Are You Demanding Passwords From Me And Also Apparently Karkat }
Kanaya: Contact past Jade.
==> {
[GA]: Past You Is Much Less Of A Taskmaster Than Future You Or Pre Blackout Rose }
==> { [GA]: Though It Should Be }
==> {
[GA]: I Had Imagined I Would Hatch The New Grub On A Planet In Your Universe }
==> {
[GA]: There Is No Reason A Meteor Couldnt Act As The Center Of Our Races Resurrection }
==> {
[GA]: I Cant Imagine How You Can Complete The Objective In The Time Given }
Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus.
Jade: Examine. {
[GA]: I Didnt Mean To Suggest Your Breeding Duties Involved Cloning Humans }
==> {
[GA]: Then You Can Start Hunting For Frogs To Appearify From Around Your World }
Dave: Deploy terminal.
==> {
[GA]: I Think The Event Is Designed To Trigger Drastic Planetary Upheaval Wherever The Forge Is Stationed }
Jade: Appearify frog. {
[GA]: The Problem Is That You Were Able To Appearify It At All }
Jade: Search for a new frog. {
[GA]: When You Travel To Interact With Your Cloned Subjects You Are Also Taking The Opportunity To Explore And Discover New Habitats }
Jade: Clone frog. {
[GA]: Youll Need Somewhere To Keep Them While They Grow }
Jade: Give him a home. {
[GA]: Your Objective Is To Breed The Genesis Frog }
==> { [GA]: Your Entire Mission Depends On Breeding Him }
==> { [GA]: He Is The Universe That You Are Trying To Create }
}
# {
John: Pester Jade. {
[EB]: sorry i disappeared after you entered the game... }
==> { [EB]: no, he is neither a chauffeur, nor a familiar... }
==> { [EB]: i was sort of tricked into sleeping on my quest bed. }
==> { [EB]: he has the queen's ring! }
==> { [EB]: i already know you are totally into the strider anyway. }
}
#Jack: Suppress thoughts of unfathomable Snausages. {
==>
==>
}
# {
==> { [GG]: ummmmmm hey guys i hope im not interrupting!!! }
==> { [GG]: its ok! i can take another nap later when you guys arent busy... }
==> { [AA]: we will let the memories lead the way }
==> { [AA]: everybody hide and try not to spoil it for her until she remembers! }
==> { [TA]: s0 we d0n't have to0 hide anym0re? }
==> { [GA]: Yeah Im Still Not Sure Aradia Are We Supposed To Be Role Playing }
==> { [GG]: guys why do you have daves puppet? }
==> { [AT]: iT'S ONE THAT'S NOT AS GREAT AS MOST, }
==> { [AA]: an incomplete fragment consisting of four symbols }
==> { [AA]: i would write the other }
==> { [AA]: completing the phrase of legend }
==> { [AA]: there was another half by scourge in two parts }
==> { [AA]: and the other }
==> { [AA]: not exactly }
==> { [AA]: there was another fragment }
==> { [AA]: it came from a timeline not meant to happen }
==> { [AA]: i believed the fragment was gibberish from a lunatic }
==> { [AA]: and discovered the text which the code was recorded in }
}
# {
Rose: Answer. { [GG]: oh no no i dont blame you for not responding! }
==>
==> { [GG]: now we have all lost guardians }
...
==> { [GG]: john? }
==> { [GG]: oh god please dont tell me your computer was in the wallet you just gave that guy..... }
}
#initiate Header {
[o] There.
[o] I am a wonderful chaperone as well as an excellent host.
[S] [o] Tick. Tock. Tick...
[o] Slick, I can tolerate many things from a guest.
[o] Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette.
[o] BREAK.
[o] HEADS.
[o] And so on.
[o] You let me down, Slick. // FRAYMOTIF: ADAGIO REDSHIFT
[o] I thought I could rely on you of all people.
[o] To do what it is you do best.
[o] You are not supposed to kiss her, Mr. Noir.
[o] Now leave, and never darken my door again.
[o] Will you look at this mess.
…
[o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy. {
[o] // Jadesprite
[o] ==>
[o] ==> { JADESPRITE: dave? }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: hey }
}
[o] Try to make sense of this mess yourself. {
[o] { DAVESPRITE: i turned into a bird and got in a fight }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i had no idea how the denizens worked at all }
}
[o] Oh, wonderful. Another interruption. {
[o] { DAVESPRITE: he wasnt actually trying to kill me he was giving me the choice }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i dont know what the choice is when you face him the way youre supposed to }
[o] ==> { DAVESPRITE: i mean not to sound condescending or anything but its got to be like borderline omnipotence pretty much }
[o] ==>
[o] ==>
...
[o] { [CG]: CAN WE JUST TALK NOW }
[o] ==> { [CG]: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT SHIT SPOILED FROM THE FUTURE THOUGH. }
}
[o] ==> {
[o] { [CG]: DON'T TRUST HIM JADE, I'M TELLING YOU. HE IS A STAB HAPPY PLANET EXPLODING ASSHOLE. }
[o] ==> { [CG]: WAIT, DID HE FOLLOW YOU INTO THE PALACE TOO JUST NOW? }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: I Recommended She Return To Her Denizen For Advice }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: Trust Me That This Was And Still Is A Very Important Thing For You To Have Done And Still Do }
[o] ==> { [FGA]: What Were Her Terms You Never Did Tell Me }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: and found myself by the lagoon surrounding the ruins }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: when i saw something appear on a lily pad }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: it hopped over to me and i picked it up }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: it died }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: later my grandpa made a robot for me to help me with my sleep walking }
[o] ==> { [?GG]: i have to bring them all with us }
}
[o] ==> { // Karkat monologue
[o] { [PCG]: ARE YOU STILL RESPONDING TO THIS MEMO? }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: PCG: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WRONG THIS TIME }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WRONG THIS TIME }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I WAS ALWAYS IN SUCH A HURRY TO WIN, I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO DO WHAT WAS NECESSARY. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN AT THE END OF OUR TIMELINES. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: ECTOBIOLOGY IS A TOUCHY THING. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING THE GENETIC CODE FOR AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: OUR GENESIS FROG NEEDED THE GENES FROM THAT FINAL FROG. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: BUT BECAUSE I WAS IN TOO MUCH OF A HURRY TO DO THE JOB RIGHT }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: HE'S MISSING A CRITICAL SEQUENCE IN HIS DNA. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: SO WHEN WE MADE HIM, AND WATCHED HIM GROW IN THE MIDDLE OF SKAIA }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: AND AFTER ALL THE FIREWORKS AND FANFARE FROM THE VAST CROAK HAD SUBSIDED }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I KIND OF FELT LIKE HE DIDN'T LOOK SO GOOD. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: LIKE HE WAS SICK. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: SORRY. }
}
[o] ==> {
[o] { [PCG]: ITS DEFECTIVE GENES PROBABLY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR SESSION TO BE SUCCESSFUL }
[o ==>] { [PCG]: THE CANCER TOOK A SPECIFIC FORM, LIKE A COMPLICATED SERIES OF TERRIBLE EVENTS RATHER THAN FAULTY CELL DIVISION }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: AND UNLIKE A NORMAL DISEASE, IT WOULDN'T GRADUALLY KILL ITS HOST FROM WITHIN }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: JACK WAS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE DISEASE ALL ALONG. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: NOIR IS THE CANCER. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: IT'S HIM. }
[o] ==> { [PCG]: THAT'S THE END OF HOW EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT COMPLETELY, AND I'M GARBAGE. }
}
}
#Insert disc 2.();
# {
=> {
== { [GG]: theres something coming down... }
= => { [GG]: its hard to make out }
< = { [GG]: shaving cream? }
= > { [GG]: its like }
= >= <<
> > == =
> > == =
= <> >
}
}
#[S] Cascade.();
END OF ACT 5