One hot summer day, Emily to me (sara) into her room to show me around. It started off innocent, you know, me petting her puppy& looking at the posters on the wall, &then, it turned into something bigger.
All of a sudden, the door bell rang &a bunch of boys piled into the house. I wasn't complaining, because, hey, the boys were smokinnnnnnnnnnn'. Not smokin' as in "hey have a ciggarette" because that's just sick, smokin' as in, "hey baby youz hot." &this, this was a wonderful NOT BAD, time. We all went into your living room, &some boy decided to light or your house on fire, hence the rambling of the song "the roof, the roof..the roof is one fiya.." &then! the parentals came home. So, we all made a mad dash for it, &one boy was caught my your mom &shrieked "flabberbuteetheeeweeeeeum" changing your mother's mind &letting him go with no trouble. Then I slept over& we made babies.
once upon a time kairee and emily were crazy in love. they decided to go to claifornia and go to the beach to work on their rad tans. they were having a wonderful time until they decided to go surfing. as they were cathing a groovy wave all of a sudden the theme song to jaws began to play...da da...da da... and they stared at each other in fright that there are no words for and thus i must make up a new word to descirbe it. they were jujed with fear and were trembling on their surfoards. all of a sudden to hot californinan boys paddled out and rescued them from the big nasty shark. i have a name for the shark it starts with a "j" and ends with an "e" but last time i said something mean about him in here i got yelled at by a mean person that starts with a "k" and ends in a "y". but kairee and emliy were carried off into the sunset by the two mad rad surfer boys and lived hapily ever after and even got their awesome tans to show for it. <3
this one time in a far away land called "the land that is very far away" there was a boy named ian who was verrrrrrrry bored and he wished someone would come to save him from the boredom when all of a sudden this girl showed up when ian asked the girl her name her response was "my names emily" so now that ian had a friend they decided to do something fun "what should we do emily?" asked ian "why dont we go bungee jumping!" exclaimed emily "that sounds amazinglycontripulously fun eimly!" said ian so the 2 began the journey to go bungee jumping as emily and ian were walking they decided to sing a song in order to pass the time they settled on rebel yell the two never did find that bungee juping area but they walked on hapily ever after singing rebel yell
once upon a time there was this cute little girl named emily and she knew this boy who was a complete loser and she acted nice to him and gave him smiles and helped him with whatever he needed but then school ended and she didnt see the loser anymore the loser boy felt even more lame and so he cried cuz he was a horrible person but he told emily to find a time when they could hang out however, emily was really fucking hard to get a hold of so the loser boy told her he wasnt working sunday or monday and hoped she would be able to play now the loser boy is just waiting for her to say ok
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All of a sudden, the door bell rang &a bunch of boys piled into the house. I wasn't complaining, because, hey, the boys were smokinnnnnnnnnnn'. Not smokin' as in "hey have a ciggarette" because that's just sick, smokin' as in, "hey baby youz hot." &this, this was a wonderful NOT BAD, time. We all went into your living room, &some boy decided to light or your house on fire, hence the rambling of the song "the roof, the roof..the roof is one fiya.." &then! the parentals came home. So, we all made a mad dash for it, &one boy was caught my your mom &shrieked "flabberbuteetheeeweeeeeum" changing your mother's mind &letting him go with no trouble. Then I slept over& we made babies.
the end.
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specially the part about you two making babies
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:)
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there was this cute little girl named emily
and she knew this boy
who was a complete loser
and she acted nice to him
and gave him smiles
and helped him with whatever he needed
but then school ended and she didnt see the loser anymore
the loser boy felt even more lame
and so he cried cuz he was a horrible person
but he told emily to find a time when they could hang out
however, emily was really fucking hard to get a hold of
so the loser boy told her he wasnt working sunday or monday
and hoped she would be able to play
now the loser boy is just waiting for her to say ok
...to be continued...
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