a brilliant idea from
timeisahelix1) List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will.
2) Don't say who they are.
3) Never discuss it again.
1. I know I'm not your type, but this flirting thing is really starting to confuse me, nonetheless.
2. What are you THINKING?? But thanks.
3. I don't believe in you. In fact, I don't really care about you much at all.
4. You're not as pretty as I thought you were when I met you.
5. Can I bury my tongue in your cleavage?
6. Can you just climb off of your high horse for ONE minute, please?
7. I wish we spent more time together. I feel like I hardly know you, and you're such a cool person that it's really a shame.
8. I'm getting married. To a woman.
9. I'm not as attracted to you as you are to me, but I really enjoy the attention. Don't stop.
10. I haven't forgiven you. I'm not sure I ever will.