I never have time to read
mock_the_stupid, so it's not on my default f-list view, but I flipped over today and got hit upside the head with
this.
"Lesbe-Os! They never get soggy, even in milk!"
"Lesbeo. Remy's favorite cookie."
Um... "Unlock the magic?"
(Actually, I always preferred, "Pussy: breakfast of champions".)