The swarthy bee is a buccaneer ( Read more... )

Understatement: There's a lot of work to be done today.


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As shitty as I've designed this day to be, there is one thing that can be said: you, my friends, are awesome.

It's amazing how much (not many, note that) more people have been connected with today, and even though I'm trying hard to maintain emoness, it's impossible.

Thanks.

That's right, I managed to lose my cellphone somewhere in Salem this weekend.
If you have my number, please text with your name so you'll be plugged back in to the rebuilt contact list.
If you don't have my number, go ahead and ask for it (you'll find out how much I like you this way).
No, I'm not throwing it up on the internet for you to abuse,

I've been telling myself that I'm not really all that sick and that my physical woes would go away if only I could get some rest.

As it turns out, this isn't turning out.

Note to Karen: The intention was to go to class today, but sleeping through the alarm and waking up at 12:50pm prevented me from being the good student we all know and love. HA

http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=982

Yes, dinosaur comics.

In other news, I'm so full of cereal it's not staying down.
Now, where could my Marycakes be???

I smell like old lady from whatever products they dumped on my head at the hair salon ( Read more... )

The best thing about scientific journal articles (SJA) is that a whole introductory paragraph (IP) is devoted to abbreviations. For the most part, it's a clusterfuck (CF) of useless abbreviations (UA) that only reappear once or twice, which is pretty fucking stupid (PFS) if you ask me. So by the time you are done reading all the UAs in the IP to ( Read more... )

You walk alone in the valley of life
In the shadow of love
Under the trees of happiness
You walk along like a baby unborn
Like a father unknown
Like a pocket penniless

I'm happy that you really care
But do you really know how scary
This is for you and is for me
Oh do you really know
Do you really know

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