So I got a new kitten. She's about 5 months old, grey striped with a white tummy and paws. Part siamese. Supar cute!

I'm changing her name from Diamond to Goober. Goober suits her. And it's not.. prissy

Update: Apparently I'm not allowed to name her Goober. -rolls eyes-

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall ( Read more... )

The Koala and the Little Lizard ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haullilerinkitty goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as school girl.blackwilllow gives you 19 pink licorice-flavoured nuggets.dachaoskitty gives you 9 white mint-flavoured gummy worms.davixen gives you 19 softly glowing root beer-flavoured gummy bats.deadlittlebird tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!devine_evil ( Read more... )

Haven't updated properly in forever. Probably because I lost the will to write about my life and my daily going ons. It's usually the same thing. Wake up, shower, chill, wait for Amanda, smoke weed, giggle, go home, pass out, repeat. Or replace chill with work. Either way ( Read more... )

Not a whole lot to write about, but I figure it's time to give this bad boy an update ( Read more... )

I wonder how the fuck someone can forget my birthday when I was fuckin' counting down to it on my msn. Thanks a lot Jeremy for blowing me off and not even bothering to fucking call me and tell me.. on my BIRTHDAY.. that you couldnt make it.

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