If At First You Don’t Succeed, You Must Not Be Jett Stetson (Bitch) (3/?)

[liliako]

Title: If At First You Don’t Succeed, You Must Not Be Jett Stetson (Bitch) (3/?)
Fandom : Big Time Rush
Pairings: (Eventual) Jett/Dak, background James/Logan
Wordcount: 2,187
Rating: R for language/themes
Disclaimer: I do not own anything and I don't know anyone personally, this is a work of fiction.
Summary: Ch. 3 where breakfast is eaten, Jett has

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[hellfirehalo188]

OH MY GOD THIS. GODZILLA!JAMES AND HASSLEHOFF!KENDALL MANIPS AND PASTRY STEALING FACE AND I FULLY ACCEPT THAT THIS IS HOW JETT THINKS ALL THE TIME NOW. HOLY SCHMIDT WRITE THIS FOREVER.

[lizwinlove]

This was HILARIOUS!

Jett, there's a word for it...I can't think of it. Like it's a psychiatric disorder where you are so self absorbed it's like you have no concept of thinking of other people at all? Anyway, Jett should really seek therapy.

Or not. Because this story would then cease to be funny. And I'd miss that.

But oh man.

And I LOVE KENDALL'S FACE! (Except maybe in this icon, ROFL).

[kapvik]

The more I read of this series, the more it becomes a crying shame that this isn't actually in the show. Or its own show. This would be the one thing on Nickelodeon that I wouldn't feel guilty for watching because I'm not a 12-year-old girl. But they're kind of all over the place as a couple, aren't they? They haven't gone on an actual date yet, but they're already being all domestic in the morning. I guess Hollywood people really are different.

SNOWBALL!!! I have a special place in my heart for ironically named dogs. Everything he did here was Just. Adorable. And the imagery of Dak in his sleeping clothes playing with Snowball - it's like you wrote the scenes while staring at a JC Penney catalog. Which of course made it doubly entertaining.

He eats carpet. Not in the dirty way where it really means girl bits. In the dirty way where there’s bear-dog sheddings in his mouth and Dak’s toe-jam and carpet crumbs on his face.A fantastic couple of lines, but ew. Dak Zevon is supposed to be the showverse version of Zac Efron, right? You

[default_dollie]

This was funny as hell- as usual.

Time for a victory pastry!

“And keep your hands off my cinnamon bun, I know that face!” Dak calls down the hall and it stops Jett in his tracks.

He has a pastry stealing face? And Dak can already identify it? This was my favorite part because as much as Jett is really annoying, it shows that Dak's been paying attention to him.

I cannot wait to see what you have in store for these two next!

[eviljellybean88]

hehe jameszilla XD and i love that they have a morning ritual and jetts' ongoing battle with snowball XD and the b-plot with the pastry, i love it, i love it all XD