one more thing

[lilibet]

Well unless there's a dark horse about to make a late-day break for the finish, I think we've got to hand it to the always kind and charming g_1, who 40.7% of the voting base of 27 agree is the undisputed King of Wit around these parts. Congratulations my friend

Comments

*cough*cough*cough*

[kaf]

So if this is a deathmatch, I'm dead. Can I leave work early then?

Re: *cough*cough*cough*

[lilibet]

Just wait until I hold the well-read, philosophical thinking girl's hot guy celebrity LJ death-match. You'll wipe up the floor with the competition!

(except I didn't say that out loud ...)

You can go home now.

[lilibet]

You can pick up your prize at the hot-dog concession.

P.S. her name is Geike. I hope you like her!

[tkeana]

You mean he's not getting a weiner?

[lilibet]

I believe he already has one of those.

[jackmike]

Anyone who goes back right now and changes their poll answer to ME, gets 100 American dollars!!!*

*Offer not valid in Colorado, Vermont, the Dominican Republic or anywhere else.

[lilibet]

You are shameless!

[mannyvision]

Dammit, I voted for you in the first place, and you didn't not give me nothin'!

[themermaid]

I'm so sorry Mr. Batty. I would love to be able to help you out but I refuse to vote for crush teasers who taunt me with unanswered questions and withheld information.

I do hope you understand.

[djhydrox]

Me? Witty? Well, I don't understand it but I appreciate it. Is it because I say fuck a lot? :p

How long do I get Geike for?

[lilibet]

>How long do I get Geike for?

That's negotiable. Can you handle the Geike? Because I hear she's demanding.

And remember, all great wits are pirates, but not all pirates are witty. And Tina Yothers is utterly witless.

[djhydrox]

That's negotiable. Can you handle the Geike? Because I hear she's demanding.
I'll take two.

[joeyhemlock]

Well, you said battle of wits, which i interpret as a battle of reasoning power or intelligence. Clearly I'm outmatched by all of the above. Being witty, on the other hand, implies jocularity or cleverness.

So if it's "a battle of wits", I clearly lose. If it's "who's the wittiest", I mop the floor with these hacks (based purely on hairstyle, even).

[lilibet]

Well, you said battle of wits, which i interpret as a battle of reasoning power or intelligence.

Ahhhhh. I see your point. I hadn't thought of that - my mistake. I was talking about being witty, as it happens.

I mop the floor with these hacks (based purely on hairstyle, even).

Again, point conceded.

[djhydrox]

I trump y'all with my MS Paint cross-overs alone: