Colonel's "Honey Sauce," ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, sugar, honey, corn syrup, natural flavor, caramel color.

What a terrible thing to do to perfectly good honey.

Hey look! It's JewTube

I hate you, Internet and Family Guy. I've had that stupid goddamned Rick Astley song in my head for WEEKS.

RSVP cards without postage provided make me angry

HULK SMASH

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[14:47] Her: I didnt actually read most of it
[14:47] Her: I just saw gay rape and thought you might be interested
[14:51] Me: thanks for thinking of me

best April Fool's joke today

So we went to see Blades of Glory today. It was quite funny and silly (if a little bit slow in the middle).

I really, really need a still shot of the closeup of Will Ferrell's hand closing over Jon Heder's during their first pairs performance because that is so grade-A icon material. The official site has disappointed me in this regard.

Dan Savage says... Fuck Garrison Keillor:

People opposed to same-sex marriage are just fucking addicted to double standards. Marriage is about children-unless you’re straight, in which case you can get married without having children. Marriage is about monogamy-unless you’re straight, in which case you can get married and swing and cheat or have ( Read more... )

I just found out that my library card is going to expire on 3/31/2106.