I slept with an Ugly Doll and a grammer book last night. Earl Grey woke me up by licking my chin. In a verrrrry sleep girl voice I yipped "Did you just LICK my chin? Oh man that's not nice." He licked my chin. Ew. I packed for Vegas. I think I have everything. Am not bringing a bathing suit. Didn't think I could handle be tealed, tatted, and curvy
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