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[lilium_vitiate]

Have you ever gotten a fortune that you couldn't stop thinking about? I ate a fortune cookie off of the table in my house a few weeks ago, and the fortune was "Today your luck will change completely." I find that fortune to be terrifying... what kind of luck did I really have before? My life has been a pretty decent place to be lately, though, so

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[glowing_rd_eyes]

Is "scenester" hate still okay?

They're basically society's dingleberries. No independent thought, they simply go with the movement of the larger body and, typically, are little shits.

:P

[demondeer]

My upper thighs are infested with hipsters.
I have gained 30 pounds in the past couple months (75 pounds since my birthday)- now weighing 190. And with the exception that people think my face no longer looks like that of a holocaust survivor nobody believes that I have put on that much weight or that I am that heavy. "You're a skinny twig!"

[stolen_relic]

My account was formerly "megazostradon" but when I renamed my account I WAS DUMB I was deleted from everyone's flists and was wondering if I might be re-added?

Have you gotten a rotary cutter, yet?