Sprogisms

[liliumscribe]

Definition: Statements that give insight into the impressionable six year old mind

After being severely reprimanded by both parents for her untidiness and for not paying attention to instructions, the six-year old was heard saying to the eleven month old sister:

I love my little sister more and more. I love my parents less and less.

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[designgeek]

When I was six I did the math and announced with great gusto to my 50-year-old mother that she was half-a-century old! This news was not greeted with the enthusiasm for my math skills that I expected. :-P

The upshot is, of course, that mother has waited 44 years to be able to make the same pronouncement about me, which she can this June, btw. :-D