Comments | liljaxie: Jax on being HEAVYSET. Thanks, Ed.

liljaxie

Jax on being HEAVYSET. Thanks, Ed.

Nov 19, 2003 01:04

Breaking News!Squiggy is gay. He was checking out Rusty's ass for a good ten minutes tonight. It was disgusting. Rusty is 24 years old, and Squiggy is over 40. Lecherous. I've determined that he's just asking all the girls out as a cover-up. This is very close to what Ed and I came up with yesterday. Squiggy is not the only one that worships ( Read more... )

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aeronyth November 18 2003, 22:12:52 UTC

You should have asked him if HIS boyfriend is black.

liljaxie November 18 2003, 22:14:10 UTC

Ed went to prison for MAKING BOMBS, so I asked him: "Did you meet your wife in prison? Is she a HILLBILLY BOMB MAKER?"

He's single. He laughed. He's not easily offended.

aeronyth November 18 2003, 22:15:06 UTC

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAEFHAEBVLJKHAEI YDEATH.

HILLBILLY BOMB MAKER™. WITH ADDED SNAGGLETOOTH™ OPTION.

liljaxie November 18 2003, 22:16:23 UTC

HAHAHAHAH, yes. I forgot the ™. I need to be shot for that.

Ed doesn't have snaggleteeth, actually. He, like me, has a gap.

Rusty has the worst snaggleteeth in the factory. It's skerry.

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lustic November 18 2003, 22:25:04 UTC

Lucky you. You only have a group of people to try and prevent from smiling. I have a whole state :(
I was watching Comicview, and this guy just made a whole big joke about white people calling black people "colored" it was pretty fun because it was true. I love true jokes, it's like the laugh you get when your making fun of someone.

liljaxie November 18 2003, 22:27:42 UTC

The people I work with make Ohio's TEETH, on a whole, look awful.

I also work with some bitch that is a spitting image of OZZY OSBOURNE.

lustic November 18 2003, 22:29:48 UTC

I have an aunt that looks like Ozzy Osbourne. She is like on of those relatives you never invite to a family get-together, but she always ends up showing up looking the same as she did in the last 4 family get-togethers she crashed.
I think I just learned that you live in Ohio. Hmmmm.

liljaxie November 18 2003, 22:30:43 UTC

Ah, yes. Ohio: the heart of it all.

Hahahahahah. Ozzy.

djtrev November 18 2003, 22:37:17 UTC

If he was checkin' out the 24 yr olds ass, you shoulda been checkin out his ass as blatantly to see what he'd do.

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liljaxie November 19 2003, 00:16:56 UTC

That was all my dad.

You'd like him. He's just like me, but funnier.

I <3 you, too. :D

penguin001 November 19 2003, 08:08:06 UTC

I love the boxers! You totally r0x0rs c0x0rs now!