Stupid Email, be less real

[liljmushorty]

i have this email that has been sitting in my in-box since sept 28

Comments

Crack it.

[mrbojangles226]

Open it before somethign happens and it is lost in the anals...thats right, ANALS of the internet.

Then you can post it!

Re: Crack it.

[liljmushorty]

it can get lost?! :-O

i had no idea!

and NOT in the ANALS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

but i still dont want to read it.....

Yeah

[mrbojangles226]

Sometimes your email can be randomly emptied.It has happened to me once and it happened to Bridget before I believe.

READ IT READ IT READ IT! Jennie dear, you need to knwo what is inside. Here.

Drunk. Get drunk then read it. Because if you are drunk and read it, it'll limit your ability to comprehend it if it is bad.

These things are best known.

Jennie Jennie Jennie...

[yellowstar]

Wow, that's a long time. I usually crack and read those semi-important "I want to read it but at the same time I don't" emails in less than a week. Anyway, I agree with Armani-- read it. Because if it does get lost, then you'll wonder forever... unless you have a semi-reliable email account, unlike myself. Anyway, it's like ripping off a bandaid. Right now your bandaid is getting gross and stale because you're afraid of the pain that comes with removing it. But in the end, a lot of time has passed and you're (probably) a stronger person than you were when you wrote the original email. So DO IT!! Get it over with... I doubt you'll regret it. Emails like that never really live up to your expectation of pain anyway.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeell

[liljmushorty]

well i read it, and i had just finished chugging my 40, and i am...actually okay.

thank you mind numbing alcohol!

for nosey armani, here's the email i read:

Don't know. Don't get weird.

XXXXX XXXXXXXXr
Contract Sales

believe me, it was more important than it sounds