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Pass the brain bleach, please
I just saw something so horrifying on obama_2008 that all I can do now is make the ugliest face in the world and say "Ugh! Oh God! UGH! OH GOD!" over and over again.
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I don't know if it's that the whales are fucking stupid or if it's the dolphin deciding not to bludgeon something to shit, but this is something else. Why does the weird shit always happen in New Zealand? Do they have some sort of super-fun drug that I don't know about? Is the whole country experiencing mass hallucinations? -
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I've been at work for an hour and just realized that I totally have a huge hole in my pants. Luckily it isn't anywhere too awful, but damn! how did I not notice the breeze? -
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How did I not know that Jenna Bush was getting married? That girl is a hot mess, and I bet her wedding will be one hell of a party. I wonder if I'll get an invitation... -
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I can go home and watch Fight Club now?
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Right now Kristen is on an airplane somewhere between Atlanta and Tel Aviv. I miss her lots. I think it is complete bullshit that she got barely 24 hours notice before being sent to a war zone, and even more bullshit that she didn't find out that her trip had been extended to Egypt (by way of Jordan) until she was on her way to the airport ( Read more... ) -
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"I'm not going to beat myself up about my butt any more. I kind of like it."
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I'm kind of afraid that I have become, or maybe always was, a very boring person. -
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Filing taxes incites my gay rage. Seriously. -
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I voted! We were in line when they opened at 6:00, and were numbers 19 and 20 ( Read more... )